I really don’t think dinosaurs were properly real and I’m not sure that the earth is proper round

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It makes my brain hurt so I’m just not going to try.

I could go with the 2 sided theory. Which would make the flat photos from space make sense.

Perhaps Cpt Cook did bump into America but didn't like the looks of it so kept on going?

There are dinosaurs in Crystal Palace Park.

Actually the earth is more pear shaped than just oblate, but not by very much. I joined the Christians against dinosaurs Facebook group and I was disappointed as there seemed to be a lack of real believers I was hoping for a good laugh

Is the Bermuda Triangle actually a plughole where people drop through the bottom of flat earth?

This thread has reminded me about my favourite current internet conspiracy which is that Iceland does not exist.
Some real rabbit holes to be explored there

Are we all ignoring the satsumas?

Have not read the whole of this thread but the Op sounds v much like my dad. He also didn't believe in Darwinism.

We are all right - I give you Multiverse Theories, pick & choose which one to latch onto!

Have spent many a happy hour pondering the concept; it works best after administering a copious amount of fire water, be warned.

I actually met a real life person who doesn't believe in dinosaurs last year. It hurt my head.

Surely narwhals are the unicorns of the sea?

Degrees from the University of Life perchance?!

Now. Evolution.

I was with some (relatively intelligent, normal) friends recently who actually believed humans are evolved from monkeys.

Not those pictures (more imagination) of hairy humanoid ape like cake people.

Actual monkeys. Like real ones.

Is that not complete bollox?

There is a chance that Finland doesn't exist. It is estimated that Finland contains 0.01% of the population of the world, with a 0.1% adjustment for error, or something.

Hmmm. Gravity. I’m not sure.

Photos are flat.

OP I think I love you. Please keep it coming. This has brightened up a shitty day for me.

Is that not complete bollox?

Yes.

I kind of like flat earthers. Is it a new thing to be so confidant in your ignorance? I just like their shamelessness. And if they're not piloting my plane or teaching my children sure what harm.
( anti vaxxers are different because they cause needless death and misery).

We are learning more about dinosaurs all the time. Scientists definately read too much in the little bones they find, but they're in the general right track. Feathers don't fossilise or survive very well but there have been some recent discoveries of dinosaurs which clearly had feathers.

Narwhals do exist. They're tiny and plastic and can be found stuck to the front of Octonaughts magazines.

I have no problem with the concept of dinosaurs or the fact that the earth is a round object (with bulge in the middle). The limitless nature of the universe or even if it does have a limit but that beyond it lies nothingness is an impossible one for me to wrap the grey matter around because our brains are conditioned to everything having a finite point.

cake people?

what like battenberg or something

It’s a misconception that we evolved from monkeys as they are today what is true as far as we understand though is that we share a common ancestor.

If humans evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys?

Whoever said only birds were left after dinosaurs died out might want to look into the history of mammals...

Can I share one of my all time favourite videos? I still sometimes can’t help wondering if it’s a spoof, but it isn’t!

I hate bananas. Nasty alien things. Neither crunchy nor juicy. Abominable.