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I really don’t think dinosaurs were properly real and I’m not sure that the earth is proper round

281 replies

SomethingNarstyInTheWoodshed · 09/03/2018 21:19

It makes my brain hurt so I’m just not going to try.

OP posts:
RubbishRobotFromTheDawnOfTime · 09/03/2018 23:56

Dodecahedron? Have you any evidence for that? Stop spreading baseless rumours.

Farfel · 10/03/2018 00:00

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I really don’t think dinosaurs were properly real and I’m not sure that the earth is proper round
kinorsam · 10/03/2018 00:05

If the planet is cuboid, where are the corners? And are we on the outside or the inside?

GabsAlot · 10/03/2018 00:15

2 degrees?

i think you need to send them back

glad i didnt waste money

say hi to brian

Cfarmer · 10/03/2018 00:34

I've talked to all me mates tonight and the general consensus is that the earth could quite likely be flat like a jacob's cracker, or a folded piece of paper, always with stuff happening on BOTH sides.
That's why you get jet-lag from plane travel, if you go around the crease too fast it's enough to make anyone feel tired and queasy.
If you go to Australia you will also feel this way, regardless of how far you have travelled.

FinnJuhl · 10/03/2018 00:36

A thought provoking read, but yes the dinobods lost me at feathers.

wakemeupbefore · 10/03/2018 07:26

A poster upthreah hissed ;

'mumsnet should not allow inebriated people to post'

She is clearly unaware of the number one rule concering MN - post pissed.

Hmm

All the self-righteous or just so so so painfully dull threads that take up, sadly, 90% of the sacred space here should be banned though.

wakemeupbefore · 10/03/2018 07:31

' The ancient Greeks knew the Earth was curved and estimated its radius. People have been navigating by sun and stars for centuries. There have been thousands, possibly millions, of people over the years who know from their own experience that the Earth is round. You are calling all of them liars, and for what? Because you don't like what they say?

Did you mean to be so rude?'

Tis' the most inappropriate place to use the dear old MN put-down.... [rolling with laughter]

Oh dear, untwist and all that....

[still rolling..]

wakemeupbefore · 10/03/2018 07:34

'Why are we limiting the options to flat or round?

I have reason to think it's a cuboid.'

I put forward tesseract.

[Curtsies.]

springmachine · 10/03/2018 07:38

I think it's pear shaped

Just like me Grin

thegreylady · 10/03/2018 07:42

In the book ‘’Sailing Alone Around the World” Joshua Slocum describes meeting the then President of South Africa (Paul Kruger) who was a ‘flat earther’. When Slocum challenged him by asking how he thought the journey was possible, Kruger replied that obviously he was sailing round the edge!

doctorcuntybollocks · 10/03/2018 07:49

The philosopher de Selby believed that the earth was sausage-shaped.

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 10/03/2018 07:54

I put forward tesseract. I'm trying to work out where all the countries would go.

Olddear · 10/03/2018 07:54

I know the OP is Welsh but I keep reading this in the voice of Orla from 'Derry Girls'

BertrandRussell · 10/03/2018 07:57

Has anyone said that the earth is an oblate spheroid yet? I remember hearing that when I was tiny- I just loved the words.

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 10/03/2018 07:59

No, no, Olddear, the OP sounds exactly like Rhod Gilbert.

wakemeupbefore · 10/03/2018 07:59

The Tesseract Project - place your own neighbours. Grin

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 10/03/2018 08:00

😂

Babyblues99 · 10/03/2018 08:07

The world isn't round or a sphere. It's an obloid sphereoid. It's flatter at the poles.

wakemeupbefore · 10/03/2018 08:11

Baby, you're a bit late to the party which has moved on to much more rewarding shapes....
Grin

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 10/03/2018 08:14

The outer bit would need to be the equator, would the inner bit be the poles?

LittleLionMansMummy · 10/03/2018 08:17

I'm with you, op.

Now imagine an infinite universe that is still expanding.

Mind blown.

Haint · 10/03/2018 08:19

If you read the read the descriptions in museums it almost always turns out that the thing you are looking at is not actually a true, complete version of itself. It’s mostly made of wax and plaster in 1932

Look at diplodocus. He used to stand like with his head up and tail down. Now he’s head down tail up. That’s in my liftetime he’s totally changed his (wax and plaster) stance

And I’m sure Welsh education is top notch these days but I was taught in the 80s that Captin Cook discovered America. I have the exercise book to prove it

SomethingNarstyInTheWoodshed · 10/03/2018 08:19

Good morning. I’m still not convinced otherwise. Apart from gravity maybe.

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NoWordForFluffy · 10/03/2018 08:20

I am so glad nobody, well apart from some odd solicitor's office, uses faxes. Now those did my head in...

Solicitors have fax machines so that other solicitors can serve documents on them (to save a call asking if they accept service by email!).