I really don’t think dinosaurs were properly real and I’m not sure that the earth is proper round

[SomethingNarstyInTheWoodshed]

It makes my brain hurt so I’m just not going to try.

It's an oblate spheroid - it bulges at the equator.

If the earth was flat the cats would have shoved everything off it by now.

Mexico was invented by the Texans in an effort to trick people into parting with good money in exchange for refried beans.

If the earth was flat the cats would have shoved everything off it by now.

if you ever needed a good scientifically sound explanation, this is it. ^^

I like refried beans.

opinionated but that wouldn't be any fun! Pissed posts are the most fun!

I was going to come on here and be all Welsh and scientific at the same tim but LittleCandle has it.

Tidy.

The same tim being the Welsh measure of time obviously. But.

mumsnet should not allow inebriated people to post steady on there-you're messing with sacred ground.
Yeah, Mexico-bit like Narnia.

No human can ever prove the existence of these one way or the other. Quite understandable if anyone struggles to really believe in such crazy concepts.
It's all about our sensory perception of the world, which according to scientists is essentially a series of illusions created in our mind that can never actually represent the true nature of reality.
Our eyes play all kinds of tricks on perspective, and we don't understand much about time and space... and if all of our knowledge is based on common logic, then what if this line of logic is incorrect?
So... who knows?

I'm Brian and so is my wife!

I like refried beans.

That's the craziest thing I've read on this thread so far.

Tsk - everyone who is bonkers knows that dinosaurs pulled carts for early humans. That's why we have dinosaur bones and also know that the world is as God created it

Personally, I think that narwhals aren't real

Have you seen them? They look like those taxidermy freak animals that the Victorians loved, where someone would stitch a duck's head on a lamb's body

I will often say to Brian. "Brian, don't forget to get refried beans!"

And he remembers, because he knows I like them.

*Personally, I think that narwhals aren't real

Have you seen them? They look like those taxidermy freak animals that the Victorians loved, where someone would stitch a duck's head on a lamb's body*

So do half the population of Doncaster, but I'm pretty sure they exist.

Victorians loved, where someone would stitch a duck's head on a lamb's body

It's amazing that the animals survived that. How clever.

@OlennasWimple

Theyre taking the piss arent they. Apparently they only live in areas with hardly any people, like the arctic waters of canada and greenland etc.
Convenient that!

I don't believe in Finland.

20 min education

I do believe in Finland. Otherwise, where do things with fins come from?

10/10 would read again.

I do believe in Finland. Otherwise, where do things with fins come from?

There are no living creatures with fins. FFS it's the chemtrails that are just making you think that!

Monty Python sang a song about Finland therefore it must be real? 100 scientists have joined me and we have written reports, so now it must be true!

The world can't possibly be flat..cats would have pushed everything off it by now...

Don’t know about Finland but there’s a town in Germany that the internet claimed didn’t exist.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy