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Things that can fuck right off

117 replies

QuestionableMouse · 04/03/2018 11:34

  • this weather. Sick of snow now.
  • people playing and singing to terrible music at 8am on a Sunday morning
  • my upstairs neighbours who seem to have lost the ability to close a door without slamming it
-lecturers who don't bother answering emails and who have left half my group waiting nearly 3 months for an assignment back with still no sign of it coming and no communication about it
  • the cold/sinus bug I'm brewing

Phew, I feel better now

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CigarsofthePharoahs · 04/03/2018 14:22

Fibromyalgia can sod right off.
Whatever it is that makes me wake up at around 5am every morning.
My laptop and phone which keep complaining about being low on memory.
Allergies.
My 3 year olds flowing rivers of snot.

HisBetterHalf · 04/03/2018 14:43
  • people out shopping like crazy as though the shops have all been closed for six fucking months. We never even had that much snow here fgs Angry fuck off greedy selfish bastards
  • the 'borrowers' who creep into my house and move all the things I put in the safe place so I can never find them Shock leave my stuff alone fuckers
n0ne · 04/03/2018 14:47

-The mess, oh the mess, exacerbated by every fucker in the house incl me being sick for a week
-Pumping at work
-my BIL

MummySparkle · 04/03/2018 14:49

The 10 ikea bags full of clean laundry in the basement that need putting away

The mess in the kids rooms

The plates in the sink

The dry and scaly cracked and peeling akin on my feet

roastandyorkies · 04/03/2018 18:55

Bring a cum bucket and nothing else. My own fault. But still.

Blizy · 04/03/2018 19:00

Gallstones

Agustarella · 04/03/2018 19:03

Broken boiler/electrics/toilet/lock/cellar door in our rental house
General clutter I have to figure out what to do with before moving
Brexit (because moving to France)
My bank, nearest branch of which is now 5 miles away
Eurolines, who once left us waiting for 2 hours in temperatures of minus 8 with no explanation
Ripoff removal companies
E.on

NecklessMumster · 04/03/2018 19:05

carpet beetle and woodworm and moths, its not the 1800s

Loonyluna16 · 04/03/2018 19:21

My fucking selfish horrible SIL cannot stand the stuck up horrid cow Angry

Springtrolls · 04/03/2018 19:36
  • My hoarding. It needs to fuck off.
  • Poverty
  • The debt I'm in, which could be reduced if I cleared the hoarding,
Work colleagues who are nasty, lazy humans but are loved by management. Every time a rumour goes around that someone is leaving, I hope it's those.
  • The gossip in work. No one should know about other peoples health. Yet we do. And some of it is coming direct from management.
QuestionableMouse · 05/03/2018 01:13

So I just actually counted and it's been 11 weeks since I handed my assignment in. Ugh fuck that. (they are extenuating circumstances but the lack of communication is really frustrating.)

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Want2bSupermum · 05/03/2018 01:39

Tenants here where we live who are upset because they sent me a text this morning with a few things wrong with their unit demanding they be fixed right away. I did the work myself today while they were away for the weekend. They replied to my message telling them I'd done everything telling me they expected me to get a contractor in to do all the worst especially for replacement of the smoke detector!

By law we are required to install window guards and yes I'm hiring a contractor for that because I don't have time to do it myself next weekend. The wife is pregnant with their first and due in May. Apparently this can't wait until March 24th. DH kindly reminded him that none of our kids were moving for the first six months!!!! If the baby is born on or even before March 24th they will be in hospital for a good few weeks.

I run 25 properties from 3000 miles away with no issues. The tenant 4 blocks from me is a royal PITA. I was going to get them a nice gift after the baby is born. Now they get nowt.

Want2bSupermum · 05/03/2018 01:40

Work not worst!!!

kally195 · 05/03/2018 01:56

Eurotunnel. Been sat on this train for 90 minutes and we still haven't moved. I want to go home!

LellyMcKelly · 05/03/2018 02:11

Brexit
Jamie Oliver
More fucking Brexit

Seriously though, I’m a lecturer. If it’s taking 3 months to get an assignment back your tutor isn’t doing his or her job. You should have an indication of when you can expect it (we have a 28 day deadline but usually turn it round in 2-3 weeks) on your Assignment Brief. Email them once more, give them a week, and if you don’t have a grade by then copy in their head of department.

SoleBizzz · 05/03/2018 02:40

Fibroids. Being skint. DS shitty arse. Bills. Snow. Shit Auntie. Excess weight.

Fuck off

ABR1958 · 19/09/2019 22:55

Top quality Women’s sport on tv (footy, rugby, cricket, golf, hockey) is such a great thing. COME ON, get out and play sport!

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