Things that can fuck right off

[QuestionableMouse]

• this weather. Sick of snow now.
• people playing and singing to terrible music at 8am on a Sunday morning
• my upstairs neighbours who seem to have lost the ability to close a door without slamming it

-lecturers who don't bother answering emails and who have left half my group waiting nearly 3 months for an assignment back with still no sign of it coming and no communication about it

• the cold/sinus bug I'm brewing

Phew, I feel better now

The spice girls reforming

Fucking snow which is now fucking slush.
State of Windows after recent weather - WTF?
Pain for injury
Tiredness due to resting said injury
Queue vicious circles
Living in shitty rented accommodation till my house is fixed
Most blokes I know

So you think we all have SAD? Or is life jusy fucking annoyingly hard work?

Arf at Spice Girls reforming - grim!

My dh going on about his bastard hair.

Yes, you're receding a bit, sure I get you don't want to go bald and that you'd like to disguise it a little. Yes it'd look fine if you cut it short. No, you wouldn't look like Tim Lovejoy.

This conversation has been going on for MONTHS now and I'm so fucking bored of it.

Either get the fucker cut or shut up about it

Morning sickness- that can get right to fuck.

Moving house

The fucking snow that's started again

My DP acting like a big kid and carrying on when I just can't be arsed

Can all just get to fuck thanks

Housework.

Children who don’t do their miniscule share of the aforementioned housework.

Incontinent pets.

The fact I left my coffee in the kitchen again, so the fucking cat will have helped himself because he’s a dickhead.

Work
I was supposed to go to a staff do last night but I'm still feeling ill
I've had a tummy bug, I'm waiting for treatment for a B3 breast lump and I've just found out my blood pressure is too high for treatment
My manager didn't reply to my text
I know I'm in the dog house now

Incywincey
Does your cat like coffee?

The sodding weather. Snow and bitter cold. Just fucking melt, it was 13 degrees last week, what went wrong?

The fact that when I had a 4x4 it never snowed, now I don't have one it snows.

Right now - my husband can fuckity fuck off.

We both have an exam on Thursday, and have left revision a bit late but not impossible. He's stropping around like a petulant child and not trying properly. It's doing my head in and affecting me trying to revise and I'm glad I've found this thread or I would probably explode win an almighty argument as I do want him to pass and am trying to be patient so haven't yet said anything about how his fucking rants and strop and huffing and puffing are affecting me.

We also need to clean the house, so we said we'd revise a bit clean a bit and so on to just get both done. Not the most exciting day, but needs must. Having stropped off with a self induced tension headache he's now dusting. But he's not fucking moving anything just partially during around things so I'll have to do it again in addition to my cleaning tasks. I can't say anything because he'll bite my head off, but I don't consider wanting rid of dust I can run a finger through OTT.

So basically, he's grumpy, I'm pissed off, I want to revise and HE CAN FUCK OFF.

Brexit - enough already.
The daily grind of life - wake up, work, cook tea then bed. And repeat
The size of my arse and gut.
My stupid DH who is still ignoring me after a row, grow up you pathetic child

insancerre one of them does. He’s an arse, and your safest bet for keeping your brew to yourself is using a travel mug, but I object to doing that at home!

PayPal. Why are you not bloody working????? Please just send the money. Pleeeeeeeeease.

Trying to sharpen an eyeliner pencil. Either the end completely smashes, or the wood disintegrates so you can't use it for the risk of eye splinters!

Inequality.
Poverty.
Serious illnesses.
The government.
Certain unmentionable threads on mn.

On a more light hearted note, dh who was up til 4am and still sleeping.
My crabby mood.
Pregnancy related issues.

Other than that, having a fucking great day............

I'd like to add mother's Day.

Cat sick

Mosquitoes

• the exam I have tomorrow
• the company that offered me a job, but paying £4K LESS than advertised
• my cat

This bloody weather. My heating bill is going to be astronomical. And as i havent worked 2 days this week cos of it my wage wont be worth having.

Technology. Its been one thing fucking me over after another for a month i am sick of it not doing the simplest of things.

Teenagers😀 mine still in freaking bed and he is going to get down here and sort out his school bag today ( it weighs a bloody ton he never sorts it out i can hardly lift it!) or i will ban his xbox for eternity.

Another never ending washing pile.

Screws in tyres costing me £25 to fix (fucking builders i am looking at you. I could have built a shed with all the nails and screws i have picked up in my yard)

School mornings: its not a bloody surprise you have to get up so move your lazy arse mon -frid ffs! I get more grey hairs every school day.

Arthritis in my knee.

Constantly chasing kids to tidy up behind then (every fecking room) and put thier washing away, help out with housework (do it properly first time and i wont make you redo it ffs!)

the weather teasing us...the sun just came out so I rushed to hang the laundry out, now the sun has gone in. We have no tumble drier and have to line dry; I've been waiting four days to do it.

• The interview I have tomorrow that I’ll have to drive 6 hours for, even though I know it will end in disappointment but if I don’t go I’ll regret not giving it a go.

• The Falcon on Stuart Little - cruel bastard.

The bluebottle the size of a sodding hamster that keeps flying past me whilst I'm up a ladder trying to strip wallpaper.

My WiFi!

Dementia can fuck right off!!!

Cousin and I are both dealing with mums (sisters) with Dementia. It's a true bastard and has robbed us of our mothers and robbed our mothers of their joy.

yy to the stone I need to lose - why oh why won't it just fuck the fuck off!