Things that can fuck right off

[QuestionableMouse]

• this weather. Sick of snow now.
• people playing and singing to terrible music at 8am on a Sunday morning
• my upstairs neighbours who seem to have lost the ability to close a door without slamming it

-lecturers who don't bother answering emails and who have left half my group waiting nearly 3 months for an assignment back with still no sign of it coming and no communication about it

• the cold/sinus bug I'm brewing

Phew, I feel better now

The constant dust and bits on my wooden floor that appear within minutes of cleaning it.
The 2 twats who were driving like maniacs down lical country lane yesterday, minutes apart but myst have been racing each other, overtaking everything that wasn't doing 80mph, even near blind bends.... they can fuck off and crash their knobby cars (as long as no one else involved)

The neighbours' yappy dog.

The weather. I've had it with snow.

to anyone with serious stuff going on, I know mine are trivial.

Me - feel like fucking off to the pub for a lovely sunday lunch made by someone else with no disturbances, no one whinging about what's on the plate, no one demanding no one shouting at each other about imagined slights.....

oh and the slushy ugly slippy snow... so I can safely and easily walk to afore mentioned oasis of Sunday dinner..

and the washing, floor sweeping and bl**dy Alexa who is currently telling DS increasingly rubbish jokes..

Our selfish fucking neighbours parking cars all over our cul de sac with no thought for others. One family have eight fucking vehicles between four of them (although six of those belong to the parents and it's one each for the grown up kids) and a drive big enough for just two.

My husband's boss who made some of the staff, my husband included, take all of their annual holiday in January meaning that apart from one week we've booked which was already authorised for later in the year, we can't plan any more holidays or even as much as a day out for the rest of the year.

The cold that is fast approaching via yakky feeling in my throat last night and today. Stressful last two months at work, with conclusion last week, so I knew it would happen, but it can still fuck off.

My husband.
My eyebags.
Time moving so quickly that I can scarcely catch my breath.

Pregnancy gas. I feel like I'm walking around with a constant fart booming out of my arse all day.

It's fucking rancid too.

My husband
The weather
Doing a fill time job in 4 days and so therefore getting paid 20% less than everyone else
Everybody that keeps on telling me I should stay with my husband when I am desperate to leave

They can all fuck right off.

Thank you

Crappy job market when my husband needs a contract or perm role ASAP now thanks!

I’m really sorry to hear the very serious ones and I hope things improve for all of you, quickly.

FrostiesMum how are you now?

Oyo. Good luck for tomorrow, drive carefully, a lot of the roads are now flooded and might be icy tomorrow.

My petty ‘fuck off’ list...

• Ill health can fuck off. I’m FED UP of feeling like a wrung out dishcloth. I have NO energy and so much to do. I can’t even focus on sitting down jobs.

• Leaseholder can fuck off too. I thought I knew what I was getting into when I bought this house with a leasehold. Never again.

• Kitchen companies.

• The wanker who hit my new car & didn’t leave any contact details.

...I could go on...

DUST!!! Dust can fuck-right-off!!!!!!!!

And laundry can do the same!

Without these two things in my life I would save sooooo much time.

Also showers/hair/make up... every morning I feel like I only just did all this. Groundhog day.

Chin hairs

Exes who make you feel guilty when they treated you like shit

H turning every comment I make back to himself - I only resist to be in his fucking echo chamber!

Snow and ice

Autism. Not a pop at anyone with autism. DP and DD both has Asperger's and it's been a bad day.

My latest uni assignment.

Great thread! I feel better

Winter
Winter
Winter
DD's bully

My humongous overdraft and c.card bill.

My headache.

The crap weather - the snow was fine for the first day but now it's turned to icy, mucky slush and is too cold and sludgy to go out anywhere.

My Tennis Elbow
The fucking marsh outside our front door means we can't get to the car without looking like we've walked through the Somme
Fucking cooking - why? why can't we just eat once and have done with it. It's a mind numbing arse aching bore to have to think what to have for tea every goddam day
This government.

My lazy ass husband
This shit weather
The 3 full baskets of clean washing that need folding & putting away can FUCK right off & take their friend the never empty dirty washing basket
Kids homework / reading / spellings
My deformed, over weight post pregnancy stomach
How irritable & tired I feel

My neighbours can FUCK RIGHT OFF.
If you are reading this I HATE YOU, YOU DESPICABLE WANKERS. You can stick your plastic grass up your arse and FUCK OFF SOME MORE.

• Being horribly hungover today and kids going bonkers in the house
• James Corden
• My anxiety
• The nasty big cat who keeps coming into our garden and attacking my cat.

tumble drier 😂😂

My petty fuck off list:

• MLM type businesses can fuck off (a lovely lovely friend of mine got sucked in and she wants me on her team apparently. I want her to be my friend, not a sales coach)
• money worries can fuck off
• this weather can fuck off. I hate the snow and I am not #makinganyfuckingmemories
• pushy people can fuck off (I was on holiday and the person I’d been working with on a very very big project, has practically taken over and there is almost nawt left for me to do. And I will not be her PA).

-Alcohol cravings.
-My current living situation.
-Money worries.

Boyfriend pretending not hear the baby crying everytime it's his turn. Apparently this is ok as he doesn't have the 'mothering instinct' that hears him. He sticks his fingers in his ears everytime though...