Things that can fuck right off

[QuestionableMouse]

• this weather. Sick of snow now.
• people playing and singing to terrible music at 8am on a Sunday morning
• my upstairs neighbours who seem to have lost the ability to close a door without slamming it

-lecturers who don't bother answering emails and who have left half my group waiting nearly 3 months for an assignment back with still no sign of it coming and no communication about it

• the cold/sinus bug I'm brewing

Phew, I feel better now

The never ending mess in this house and constantly tidying up and it never improves...

The nobby drivers in Aldi car park who whip round the wrong way to get a parking space before everyone else..cheeky fucker

Stupid joint pain from autoimmune disease can FUCK right off.
The ironing pile can also fuck right off.
This shite weather also needs to do one and fuck right off.

Oh frosties

That sounds awful, I hope you're ok. Have they checked you for pneumonia? My poor dad was diagnosed with that a couple of months ago and it was the breathlessness that was the give away. I really hope you feel better soon

My husband huffing all night because I kept coughing and the baby kept whinging. Clearly we were just doing it to annoy him.

My cough

The patriarchy

-shit weather (shitty snow now replaced by bloody rain)
-face creams that promise to make you beautiful but dont do anything
-mirrors which make you look even uglier than you are

• diets that dont work
• sales assistants who ignore you to chat shit with their mates

The lot can fuck off - I need a and
(probably why the diet doesnt work

Sorry to everyone who's got real shitty shit going on, may yours fuck right off pronto

The weather, I have had enough of winter.
My sons mood swings
My back/hip/arm ache

Tights that won't stay up.
My stupid hair that curls under on one side and flicks out on the other no matter what I do.

The pathetic creepy stinky sorry state fuck that is going to be back at my place of work tomorrow. He cruises round the office over confidently lurking at women's desks talking utter shite. He is so sure of himself, dropping sly flirty comments to women that wouldn't piss on him if he was actually on fire. He's been told several times regarding his hygiene, yet he makes an effort for a week or so then reverts back to normal. You can smell the dirty bastard from a couple of seats away. He brings in baking in an effort to make people like him, it always goes untouched. He puts me in a bad mood as I have to be polite to him & I can smell him when he walks past. He doesn't get the hint when you don't engage in conversation. Everyone panics when we have a change of seating plan as no one wants to be sat next to or near to him. He openly talks about his 'life' problems constantly seeking sympathy. I hate him. Wish he would fuck off to another country.

The swelling in my fractured fibula bone can fuck right off. The swelling which has to go down before I can have pins and a metal plate inserted and start the road to recovery.

Fucking pancreatitis
Fucking doctors who won’t understand
Fucking 10 foot snow drifts
Fucking more snow
Then there will be so much fucking mud

Marking, being on strike while marking, snow, snow, snow, snow.

Adverts for vacuum cleaners who only show women vacuuming. The guys in my family know how to push a Dyson or GTech believe it or not tv advertisers.

The washing basket never being empty, despite the many loads of washing I do and clothes hanging every where. I'm sure it 'gets up to no good' and mulitiplys on it own

patriarchy
arthritis
nuclear weapons
my workplace

The snow
The swelling and pain from surgery 11 weeks ago (May take 6 months, Barsteward)
People dropping litter
Housework
My husbands pain (surgery next week)

Snow

Aprilmightmemynewname "Dreams - that are so disturbing and distorted from rl but fill my head too much.Hoping a caffeine fix will blow them away."

I can empathise with that. I'm on medication which causes insomnia (hence my MN name) but then, when I finally do get to sleep, I have such vivid and disturbing dreams that I wake up feeling very upset and still tired and the dreams stay with me for a long time.

The never ending mess in this house and constantly tidying up and it never improves... - agreed

The constant battle to keep on top of my roots and moustache

Surviving on three hours sleep a night on average
The weight I need to lose that is coming off ever so sloooowly
The fact we are skint this month cause DH office fucked up his wages and didn’t add any overtime
The fact he is still doing overtime at a weekend and this SHIT WEATHER means I can’t even take DS anywhere fun
C-fucking-beebies

jeremy corbyn

The hobby shop in town that lives in its own time/space dimension when it comes to ever being open.

The bastard weather which has meant trying to work at home with the kids for 3 days.

My bastard work which is making me ill with stress.

My bastard insomnia as a result of bastard job.

They can all FUCK OFF