Mummy her pants are really really tiny

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So last night after losing my scales in January and after an extremely stressful period studying & Uni tuition fee problems I finally found my scales and found myself at my heaviest ever in my life. I discovered my ex having an affair and we split up over 2.5 years ago and at the time I was in the process of losing weight healthily as I’m not a big person anyway and after the “divorce diet” I was at my thinnest since having my second 7 years ago. He split up from OW 6 months ago but has had a new girlfriend within a month who is nearer to my DD10’s age than his but seems lovely. And they like her so that is all that matters.

But recent events have led me to not look after myself and not exercise at all since September. But the stone I’ve put on is only since January. So I’ve had a pretty miserable night just wanting to stuff my face but I didn’t.

This morning DD6 is in my room getting dressed with me. Whilst watching me she turns around and says
“Mummy (New GF)’s pants are really really really tiny. And it goes in her bum but she doesn’t pull it out like I do. Mummy she just keeps it on like that and wears her jeans over. But they are so very very tiny.” With pure amazement in her eyes. Whilst I didn’t know if I wanted to laugh or cry.

Now she’s never seen me wear tiny pants because even when I were slimmer after kids I tend to go for comfort more than anything.

But AIBU to want to finish a whole family pack of mini choc rolls from miserableness at that picture in my head.

To top it off I’m meeting Tiny Pants for the first time tomorrow. Please mumsnetters be there in person with me so that I can look at her instead of picturing her in very tiny pants.

No! Picture the tiny pants. The teeny, tiny, very uncomfortable pants. And smile.

You have my hand to hold!

It would actually make me snicker to think of your dd while meeting Ms. Pants!

I bet they chafe.

Why has she seen this womans pants

I’m sure you have the image of some of those Brazilian style pants but they could actually be greying sloggis that look tiny only in comparison to her vast pant munching arse?

Ha, ha - I think the GF was wearing a thong... a bit much for your dd to have to look at!!!

Sorry but the meeting tinypants made me laugh. 🤣

Back away from the mini rolls. You'll just feel rotten after. And just think shes prob very uncomfortable in her thong. We all know that.

Bum floss. Grim.

But did she mention the size of the backside that the tiny pants are covering? The pants could look tiny because of the amount of flesh in comparison. I'm picturing Bubbles deVere from Little Britain

I once heard a woman use the expression "my arse is chewing my knickers"
referring to her undergarments becoming a little bunched up.
It's an expression I am always reminded of when I see thongs.
Does that help?

Massive cotton gusset pants all the way

Just think- you are less likely to get thrush than she is.

Definitely a thong.

And it would definitely concern me that your DD has seen Miss TinyPants in her tiny pants after such a short relationship.

Think of them grating the cheeks of her arse.

Put your best Bridget Jones's on and keep your chin and tits up- she will be more worried than you

You have 10 DDs

I'm sorry, I can't get past DD10 either.

She'll have shit all over them.

Eeeeuw

New GF you say? They’re still in the honeymoon period. In a year or so she’ll have abandoned the tiny pants for some comfy ones.

Haha you all have me laughing now.
It definitely is thongs from asking more info.

Unfortunately as we all know that we cannot control who our exes introduce our innocent children to wants they opt out of the marriage. She was introduced quite early on causing lots of upset with DD10. who has taken the breakup much harder then her younger sister.
Also OW used to be naked in front of DDs which I put a stop to.

But yes I’m not a fan of bum floss. I know she’s a pretty girl. Much better than OW he cheated me on with. So for the girls sake I try and be acceptable as much as I can.

MrsMaxwell I do not have 10DDs. I have 2. One aged 10 and one aged 6 almost 7. Hence the meeting as he wants TinyPants to be at the party next month which I said no to but she is now apparently coming to the birthday tea.

The OP has a dd aged 10 years and a dd aged 6 years. (Abbreviated to dd10 and dd6).

So she wears a cheesewire and must be tres uncomfortable, hoik up your best Bridget Jones and silently chuckle at her predicament

Sorry guys didn’t want to type DD1 aged 10 and DD2 age 6. My bad. I’ve seen others do it before on here and thought I might get away with it myself.

I used to wear thongs. Then I got a nasty abscess at the top of my bum, Dr basically told me cheese wire is only good for slicing cheese not holding knickers !
Think of your ex's face when tiny knickers has pus pouring down her arse 😁

I was going to say , think of the thrush. But then I realised she isn’t the OW, so I won’t. I hope the meeting goes well, and it’s good that your daughters like the girlfriend.
You sound as if you have had a pretty rough time recently, but - onward and upward, OP. A stone isn’t much to get off and you have shown an impressive amount of willpower in not hitting the junk food last night.
Your little girl sounds adorable btw and you are her lovely mum, even with non tiny pants.
I shall wear my biggest knickers tomorrow in sisterly solidarity.