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Mummy her pants are really really tiny

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FairyFuckDailyMail · 26/02/2018 22:14

So last night after losing my scales in January and after an extremely stressful period studying & Uni tuition fee problems I finally found my scales and found myself at my heaviest ever in my life. I discovered my ex having an affair and we split up over 2.5 years ago and at the time I was in the process of losing weight healthily as I’m not a big person anyway and after the “divorce diet” I was at my thinnest since having my second 7 years ago. He split up from OW 6 months ago but has had a new girlfriend within a month who is nearer to my DD10’s age than his but seems lovely. And they like her so that is all that matters.

But recent events have led me to not look after myself and not exercise at all since September. But the stone I’ve put on is only since January. So I’ve had a pretty miserable night just wanting to stuff my face but I didn’t.

This morning DD6 is in my room getting dressed with me. Whilst watching me she turns around and says
“Mummy (New GF)’s pants are really really really tiny. And it goes in her bum but she doesn’t pull it out like I do. Mummy she just keeps it on like that and wears her jeans over. But they are so very very tiny.” With pure amazement in her eyes. Whilst I didn’t know if I wanted to laugh or cry.

Now she’s never seen me wear tiny pants because even when I were slimmer after kids I tend to go for comfort more than anything.

But AIBU to want to finish a whole family pack of mini choc rolls from miserableness at that picture in my head.

To top it off I’m meeting Tiny Pants for the first time tomorrow. Please mumsnetters be there in person with me so that I can look at her instead of picturing her in very tiny pants.

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FairyFuckDailyMail · 26/02/2018 23:44

LilacCloud as I said in my OP, all that matters is the fact that she likes my girls and the girls like her. I am very open with my daughters and they know they can talk to me about anything at any point. My ex is and always will be an asshole. During his relationship with OW which last 2years 2months he saw our girls on 6 occasions. Started seeing them because after a year CSA got hold of him to pay maintenance and then stopped seeing them again. The girls tried their hardest to like OW but both of them never made it easy for them and constantly fought in front of them. The day I met her was the beginning of the end for them. They both blamed each other for the treatment of my kids. I met her 2 years after the affair they split up 2 months later for good. During this whole relationship I tried on numerous occasions to facilitate a relationship with their dad. He wasn’t interested and told me after they split that her biggest issue was that she hated our girls. Yet he chose her over them,

This one is yes younger then the other young one but my kids like her. Since being with him he sees the girls 3 days a week. So that alone is a win in my eyes.
I agreed to have her at my daughters birthday tea and thought it’s best we meet. He suggested 2 months into their relationship which he denied for 6 weeks that we EX-H, New girlfriend, my 2 DDs and myself all go to London to Harry Potter studios as she is desperate to go and take my girls. I said no. He insisted and 2 weeks ago he brought it up again and I said no and then told him that it was my suggestion of HP studios. He was interested I invited him along, he offered to pay half and suddenly it was her idea and she didn’t want to thread on my toes and thought it was lovely to invite me along. Only during a disagreement with him did I finally tell him that it wasn’t her idea. It was mine for my daughter who is 10 very much into it and desperate to go but I couldn’t take her when I originally planned. That I felt insulted to be added as an after thought on my own suggestion. So he finally backed off. And no matter how I might get on with her in the future I will not be heading to London with them especially my ex as he hates crowds anyway and is the most miserable when I’m crowded places. I only invited him with as he was constantly harping on about it.

But yes new girl friend is not an issue, I get that she is young. And might have some sort of influence on my girls. For my daughters sake only I really hope they stay together as he will move someone else in if they break up.
And just to add he came crying at my house when OW left him and I had to take him in for 2 days due to his family being out of town and he attempted suicide few weeks after I met OW. So yes I’ve put up with loads where he is concern. Lately it’s more about choosing my battles.

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FairyFuckDailyMail · 26/02/2018 23:47

I think other posters were only trying to see or show me the plus part of not trying to envy someone almost 16 years younger than me and I’m only in my 30s. So it did cheer me up. I didn’t eat the choc rolls or the biscuits and I might try and focus with a smile on my face on her tiny pants when I am about to meet her.

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AnnieAnoniMouse · 26/02/2018 23:48

Jesus wept, do the Desperately Serious have to bring down every thread?

We will be with you in spirit —rum for me—

I hope you stayed away from the mini rolls, they won’t actually change anything —and they’re not actually very nice—. Think of what you’d like to wear at the wedding.

I don’t get why anyone is bothered about the DD’s seeing the gf in her pants, or naked, either. It’s nothing they won’t see at the swimming baths and it’s good for kids to see normal, natural bodies & that they come in all shapes and sizes.

(I know the strikethroughs won’t work. I’ve no idea why they don’t work anymore. Something Apple did I’ve no doubt).

AnnieAnoniMouse · 26/02/2018 23:58

Cross posted with you.

I’m glad you stayed away from the MR & biscuits. It would have just made you feel worse.

He is an almighty thundercunt isn’t he, choosing the OW over his DD’s.

I actually hope this young girl gets the hell away from him. She’s got her whole life ahead of her, it shouldn’t be spent with him. However, until he comes to his senses try to make the most of the girls being happy enough to go there and her being nice to them. She’s young, fun & treating them well, pick your battles about nail polish & other daft stuff.

No matter how tiny her pants, you’re their Mum and it’s you they trust & love.

TrustNaeFuckerEver · 27/02/2018 00:06

I think other posters were only trying to see or show me the plus part of not trying to envy someone almost 16 years younger than me and I’m only in my 30s.

I appreciate you're not responsible for the way other posters choose to cheer you up. My issues was with posters trying to build one woman up by dragging another woman down. Not necessary, there's other way to make you feel better, e.g. Annie's comment "you’re their Mum and it’s you they trust & love" That's the important thing here, not who your ex is currently boffing.

Neither you or TinyPants are the problem here, your ex is Smile

FlashTheSloth · 27/02/2018 00:46

"When you meet her, perhaps replace the word "thing" with "thong" just for your own amusement..
Hi how are thongs? Sorry I'm a bit late, somethong came up, everythong's fine now.. and so on wink"

Do this. It would be hilarious. 😁

Clandestino · 27/02/2018 05:08

FFS people, the amount of nasty sarcasm on this thread! It's a new GF, not the OW, no need to be nasty and even if it were... If OP wants t lose weight, well done, go for it. If not, fine, comfortable in your skin, congrats. This is all about OP's hang ups, not the other woman.

ChishandFips33 · 27/02/2018 05:28

Your nickname in your head for her HAS to be TP

You sound lovely OP and the better person. Hope the meeting goes well and she continues to treat your girls well

schrodingerstwat · 27/02/2018 05:38

I just don't know how anyone can wear thongs and not get poo on them. Maybe I'm just a crap wiper? (Should that be crap crap wiper?) Tiny, tiny, tiny poo-stained pants....

KC225 · 27/02/2018 06:51

I do admire your spirit and attitude towards she of the tiny pants and itchy anus. Sounds like your girls see her as an older cousin figure.

But seriously OP you took him in for two nights when he split up with OW after he stopped seeing the girls because you got CSA involved. Had he come crying to my door I would have laughed in face and given him a boot up the arse not a shoulder to cry on and a bed.

Chose your battles yes, but sleeping (spare room) with the enemy NO.

RingFence · 27/02/2018 06:57

Wearing a thong doesn't mean she has a tiny bottom. I wear a thong (or tiny tiny knickers Grin) with jeans because I don't like the feeling of my knickers catching on denim, or getting scrunched up and wrinkly. I don't have a tiny bottom though, far from it! I have some tiny thongs that are just scraps of silks.

RingFence · 27/02/2018 06:58

I just don't know how anyone can wear thongs and not get poo on them. Maybe I'm just a crap wiper

A watering can and soap is your friend Wink

diodati · 27/02/2018 07:30

Ah, loving tinypants and the Desperately Serious.😂

💩

LilacClouds · 27/02/2018 07:46

Schrodinger - you need to try moist toilet paper, it’s life changing Smile

schrodingerstwat · 27/02/2018 07:59

Lilac I think that every time I take a dump and then forget every time I'm in the supermarket Grin

schrodingerstwat · 27/02/2018 08:01

Ring I have resorted to the shower head and soap in my time....BlushGrin

StealthPolarBear · 27/02/2018 08:06

Hope the meeting with tiny pants goes well :) glad to hear she gets on well with your dds.
I'm surprised at all the people asking why have your dds seen her in her pants? Where are all the "in THIS country nudity blah blah" posts? Plus maybe theyve been swimming.
Your ex though, seriously what is possessing him? Fucking idiot.

sameoldtat · 27/02/2018 08:20

Give it a few months and I bet she will be in big knickers, its the circle of knicker life, and she may not even be his girlfriend by then. Thongs never look good anyway, in my experience men like a woman to have a bit of mystery. Bazil is right she will have skidders.

GrannyGrissle · 27/02/2018 08:21

SophistocatedSarcasm DD(3) turned round the other day when i was getting dressed and said 'nice boobs' in a proper lecherous tone was secretly rather pleased someone appreciated the poor saggy old things OP so what if new GF has tiny pants? Sounds like she's got herself a massive bell end for a DP Grin

rocketgirl22 · 27/02/2018 08:36

You need to book a blow dry, light tan for your face, make sure your manicure is done and wear something very relaxed for the birthday tea.

You - epitome of tanned relaxed parent with glossy hair 'been there done it' vibe
her - Trying to hard with tiny pants and your left overs.

Keep your head held high girl, rock the new adventures look

LakieLady · 27/02/2018 08:50

Give her a wedgie. She won't be expecting that

Brilliant! Go on, do it, OP.

mimibunz · 27/02/2018 08:58

I love this thread!

HollyBayTree · 27/02/2018 09:50

I just think its really nasty that you are all slagging the EXps new GF (who wasnt the OW). She seems a good sort, wanting to be nice to the children, but the snappy harridens are just slagging her off and belittling her- you don't know this woman at all. And all you ever get is one side of the story. Which may or may not be the truth.

Afreshcuppateaplease · 27/02/2018 09:51

We know she gets her pants out infront of ops dd. Who does that!

upsideup · 27/02/2018 09:52

My issues was with posters trying to build one woman up by dragging another woman down.

Its a shame that mn often resorts to this.

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