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to say please stop saying this for the love of God

109 replies

vandrew4 · 19/02/2018 19:46

"not your circus, not your monkey" please please just stop

OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 19/02/2018 19:58

I think this is true of people who use the expression...

to say please stop saying this for the love of God
PhelanThePain · 19/02/2018 20:03

Oh good one lola

PutThatDownNow · 19/02/2018 20:03

cats and pigeons

FuckKnuckle · 19/02/2018 20:03

@MorningsEleven Go on, I'll bite...

Was it a shitzu?

gabsdot · 19/02/2018 20:05

I prefer the expression "I don't have a dog in this race".

duckingfisaster · 19/02/2018 20:05

Ha, was just coming on here to say how annoying 'for the love of God' was. Love the not my circus phrase though and it is a very helpful mantra in my extended family!

FaFoutis · 19/02/2018 20:06

I like that gabs.

frasier · 19/02/2018 20:06

Ooh what’s the frogs and feathers one. Never heard of that

Blackteadrinker77 · 19/02/2018 20:08

I've only been on MN since November but I've never known a fora like it for getting upset over other peoples turn of phrase.

Let them have their ducks, monkeys, were/where, your/you're.

Chill a bit.

Loonoon · 19/02/2018 20:08

I like it too. Sadly I have never had an occasion to use it but I am sure the opportunity will present itself one day.

PhelanThePain · 19/02/2018 20:08

Elephants and rooms
Cats and pigeons
Dogs and races
Flies and walls
Geese and boos Grin

Eminybob · 19/02/2018 20:08

I like it, I hadn’t really heard of it until the last year or so, when I saw it on here.
Now I use it IRL quite often, usually directed at dh when discussing his family, or his work, and it is very fitting.

PhelanThePain · 19/02/2018 20:09

Ooh what’s the frogs and feathers one. Never heard of that

Just like “you can’t take blood from a stone” you can’t take feathers from a frog.

frasier · 19/02/2018 20:11

Thanks Phelan

Thistlebelle · 19/02/2018 20:13

I like it, seems pretty inoffensive to me.

On the other hand someone will come on and say in a minute and I’ll be grinding my teeth with irritation.

SweetMoon · 19/02/2018 20:14

It's been around for years. I like it. Sums things up nicely most of the time.

TathitiPete · 19/02/2018 20:14

If at first you don't succeed, turn him into a frog.

SayNoToCarrots · 19/02/2018 20:14

I walked past a man the other day, enthusiastically saying go his companion "not my business, not my monkeys" .

SayNoToCarrots · 19/02/2018 20:14

Saying to not go

PhelanThePain · 19/02/2018 20:15

If at first you don't succeed, turn him into a frog.

Grin
squoosh · 19/02/2018 20:16

I agree OP. I always imagine the person who types that phrase thinking of themselves 'What a sage I am, what wisdom I impart'.

All that cheeky fucker stuff too. Lock the cheeky fuckers in the circus tent with the monkeys and let them slug it out until they're all dead.

notmyredditusername365 · 19/02/2018 20:21

I hope and pray fervently that this fucking tedious new Mumsnet thing of people starting a whole thread to bitch about their individual dislikes dies a death quite soon.

A site with hundreds of thousands of users features the odd phrase or saying you don't like? Just get over it ffs, and stop moaning.

It is boring.

Zaphodsotherhead · 19/02/2018 20:22

Are you Mary Chipperfield, OP?

AClearShotOfTheStreet · 19/02/2018 20:23

CF/Cheekyfuckers is just awful.

"Skin in the game" is getting borderline. I will be over it by end March.

Get a SHL/lawyer up is the most cringe though. As if we are all in LA with millions of dollars striding into the office of Mischcon de Reya with swishy hair, instead of lower middle class housewives in Bromsgrove.

RidingWindhorses · 19/02/2018 20:24

I've never started Halo