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Chifi · 18/02/2018 10:53

The phrase "get your ducks in a row"

Ffs. AngryHmmCake

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Pumpkinisland89 · 18/02/2018 10:54

?

At the end of the day, they are just saying it as it is.

ilovesooty · 18/02/2018 10:55

Perhaps there should be a duck emoji.

Pumpkinisland89 · 18/02/2018 10:56

Look at this giant duck.

zzzzz · 18/02/2018 10:57

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Pumpkinisland89 · 18/02/2018 10:57

Well that didn't work.

thenightsky · 18/02/2018 10:58

Pumpkin That duck is very close. The other ducks are far away?

Pumpkinisland89 · 18/02/2018 10:59

Haha! Nope, it wasn't really. It was just a giant duck.

VandelayIndustries · 18/02/2018 11:00

Why though? I don’t see it constantly used and it’s a saying in the real world. Are it’s origins offensive?

Lilmisskittykat · 18/02/2018 11:01

So the photo is an example of needing to get ducks in row? Smile

Blackteadrinker77 · 18/02/2018 11:01

FFS isn't very polite.

YABU

MumGoneMild · 18/02/2018 11:02

I got attacked by three -standard- ginormous mallards when i was a chlid.

Nothing to do with the conversation...just deeply traumatised

ConciseandNice · 18/02/2018 11:03

YADNBU The only place I’ve ever seen it is on here and it’s a really silly phrase. Where does it even come from? I’m off to google it...

Fekko · 18/02/2018 11:03

How dare you. You’re a duckphobe.

Pinkywoo · 18/02/2018 11:04

Wow @pumpkin that big duck is amazing, he's like a security duck protecting his little ducky friends!

(completely misses point of thread)

Fattymcfaterson · 18/02/2018 11:04

I totally agree! That phrase just drives me bonkers, and it is used constantly over on relationships

ConciseandNice · 18/02/2018 11:05

www.word-detective.com/2007/07/ducks-in-a-row-part-2/

Oooh interesting...

LittleCandle · 18/02/2018 11:06

If it annoys you, then don't read the relationships threads. Its a perfectly ordinary phrase - what don't you like about it, OP?

Thisimmortalcurl · 18/02/2018 11:08

I hate it as well, no idea why but I do.

Garmadonsmum · 18/02/2018 11:08

Because it’s about killing the ducks? The majority of mumsnetters eat meet, so I’d find it hard to get worked up about.

MargotLovedTom1 · 18/02/2018 11:11

It gets trotted out all the bloody time. Along with 'the script', 'free half-hour', 'red flags', 'when someone tells you who they are, listen', 'FOG' and 'Lundy Bancroft'.

Pumpkinisland89 · 18/02/2018 11:11

Mumgonemild - I love ducks! But being bitten by a duck would be traumatising. Maybe they were cross because mumsnetters were trying to herd them into order?

Fekko · 18/02/2018 11:11

I thought it was about that fair game with the tin ducks you shoot with a pop gun?

Pumpkinisland89 · 18/02/2018 11:13

Me too Fekko.

Pumpkinisland89 · 18/02/2018 11:14

Currently watching Dispicable Me. They haven't won the u-hi-cooorn yet though.

itsmeimcathyivecomehome · 18/02/2018 11:14

That duck looks like his mum shagged a swan but didn't dare tell his dad....