To ask what is the worst movie you ever watched?

[Joey1471]

And why
I have two
Wimbledon - so bad my maths teacher turned it off after 5 minutes
Angus thongs and perfect snogging - just girls chasing boys - worst plot line ever

I am Legend.
Silent Tongue (starring River Phoenix).

I need to add that River Phoenix has been is some excellent films too but Silent Tongue was just awful.

Junior
Waterworld
That one where they go diving off a boat but can't get back on and just float around. Open Water is it? Dreadfully dull.

I love Wimbledon

The only two films I’ve ever walked out of at the cinema are Alexander and Revolver. Both needlessly violent, badly acted, and rambling plots.

Miami Vice. We walked out.

Dunkirk.
Complete load of rubbish, very disappointed.

No Country for Old Men. Abysmal.

Twilight

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE

This me and dh couldnt belive what the fuck we were watching

Truly Madly Deeply A pile of shite

There was one we watched recently called Mother with Javier Bardem and Jennifer Lawrence.
A bigger pile of shite I've never seen. Omg it was AWFUL!!!

Walked out of: Lost in Translation, Wimbledon, Austin powers, Joy.
Hated: Boyhood.

How It Ends! Problem is you don't really get to find out! In actual fact you don't get to find out anything!
Also Hereditary, if you watch the trailer then you have basically watched the film.

Maid in Manhattan

The Thin Red Line and Napoleon Dynamite.

Both complete shite for different reasons.

London Film Festival sometime in the noughties. A film about education in Yorkshire, which was dreadful and nothing like the blurb about it.

Boyhood was so bad it was funny! But not in any kind of good way.

The Royal Tanenbaums. Angelica Houston and Gene Hackman. DH had heard good things and took me, on about our 3rd date, to see it. We both came.out looking shell shocked but bonded over how utterly shite it was.

Tinker, Taylor, Solider, Spy.... bore fest.

I posted when this thread originally started

And my bad film hasn’t been topped I don’t think it can be

Spinal tap. (Recommended as a classic that all should see. Nah. Doesn’t do it for me -oik-)

Life of Pi (controversial perhaps)

SATC2

Notting Hill.
Dreadful.

Satc2 was really awful. Not to mention offensive.

The new King Arthur film - I lasted 5 mins. In fact most stuff by Guy Ritchie.

Oh, and I imagine if someone managed to drag me (kicking and screaming) into mamma mia, it would definitely be top of my list.

Tree of life. No idea what was going on.

Love Actually. Irritating. When I met my new sister in law, she had just been to see it and loved it. Trying to be friendly I pretended to like it as well. That Christmas, she very kindly gave me the dvd which we then had to sit through. I've had to maintain this fiction.