To ask what is the worst movie you ever watched?

[Joey1471]

And why
I have two
Wimbledon - so bad my maths teacher turned it off after 5 minutes
Angus thongs and perfect snogging - just girls chasing boys - worst plot line ever

I didn't hate the lobster, but it was overly long, lost the will to live about halfway in

Dogville.

I don't understand how anyone has ever managed to watch the whole thing.

Hudson Hawk. Went to cinema to watch it. 1 week later on our honeymoon - inflight movie ... Hudson Hawk. Nooooo...

A Nightmare Before Christmas People were walking out of the cinema.

Love Actually. I left the cinema early.

Moulin Rouge - just made me shiver and my skin crawl for some reason.

Loved Dogtooth though (Mentioned by Oops further upthread)

and AI - yes, it's rubbish really but I like it. It drags on and on and on. But I like it.

Mamma Mia - awful.

Mars needs Moms so appalling the entire family agreed to turn it off after about 10 minutes.

Joe vs The Volcano

Yes to Dogville, thought the 'barren soundstage' was just a wanky way to look clever- also a Martin Short film can't remember title of where at approx 50 he's meant to be believable as a 'zany naughty' child who is chaotic and causes his babysitting uncle to lose his relationship, job and everything and it's meant to be sooo funny.....

Happiness.

It fucking traumatised me as a student!

Meet Joe Black - so boring and Brad Pitt has the emotional depth of my dining table.

Twelve Monkeys - no idea what it was about.

Lost in Translation - again, no idea what it was as about.

Broken Flowers (I think) - seemingly no plot/ending.

Time Bandits - not the genius movie it seems to think it is and the ending annoyed the hell out of me.

Titanic (never actually been able to bring myself to sit through all of it) - absolute dross.

The remake of the Wicker Man with Nicholas Cage.

LaLa Land - cringefest, we gave it 20 minutes and 13 Ghosts.

American dreamz. Walked out after fifteen minutes. I knew it would be bad when I saw the z in dreamz but it was a rare night without children and there was little else on in the cinema.

I watched the Netflix movie "like father" last night. Thinking Kristen bell and Kelsey grammer are big enough names....like other Netflix stuff....wanted somethibg light.

Absolute rubbish.

At the start Netflix warns there is product placement. The whole thing is an ad for royal carribean cruises. It made me never want to go on a cruise for fear of witnessing first hand the rubbish that went on.

Goes without saying, sex and the city 2
Like Scooby doo but with fancier clothes

Mama Mia...so so bad.

Cloud atlas’s

The man who stared at goats

Eat pray love

All utter rubbish

I think it was called Red Sparrow. Dear God it was dreadful. Weird, exploitative crap. I ended up hate watching it to the end.

Mamma Mia - boring, most of them can't sing and Julie Walters just plays herself.

Bridesmaids - so disappointed as everyone told me how good it was. Boring drivel with unpleasant characters.

Haven't RTFT but High Rise was bloody awful

Yes bridesmaids agree! Hideous

I’m so tempted to the The Greasy Strangler but it’s so bad that it’s so funny.

Titanic, I actually fell asleep in the cinema from the tedium.

The Langoliers, so mind-numbingly boring but we got to a point where we wanted to know how it ended so we kept watching. Nobody ask how it ended

Liberty Stands Still.. snore.

500 days of Summer or The Box....