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To ask what is the worst movie you ever watched?

726 replies

Joey1471 · 17/02/2018 18:58

And why
I have two
Wimbledon - so bad my maths teacher turned it off after 5 minutes
Angus thongs and perfect snogging - just girls chasing boys - worst plot line ever

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IntelligentYetIndecisive · 18/02/2018 11:12

@OliviaStabler! Oh God yes! Mousehunt!

Jesus that was shit.

OliviaStabler · 18/02/2018 11:20

@IntelligentYetIndecisive

That was 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

IntelligentYetIndecisive · 18/02/2018 11:30

I just cringed through the whole film.

jayho · 18/02/2018 12:01

Koayaanisqatsi

Bloke on desert island discs just reminded me. Pretentious twaddle.

LostinLSpace · 18/02/2018 12:06

Last House on the left - lent by a friend for a horror movie night. I was indeed horrified but not in the way I want from a horror film. I felt incredibly grimy after watching but stuck it out to the end for the sake of then DP. Really wish I'd turned it off, can't believe they made a remake. Another friend keeps trying to get me to watch the new one but I really can't watch again. Envy < not envy!

Kids film worst was bridge to Terabitha, I'm a sucker and didn't see the twist coming. I may have cried a bit Blush

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 18/02/2018 12:09

Batman vs superman.... That ending! All that build up then oh your mums called Martha to?? Let's be friends!!

New Annie... That was dire.

Love the Wedding Singer but any other Adam Sandler films just nope

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 18/02/2018 12:41

I'd forgotten Angel Heart, vile sexist plotless piece of shite.
Prometheus: none of it made any sense.
Eraserhead: walked out.
The Wall: walked out.
The Hobbit films started bad and got worse. Even Peter Jackson thinks they're shit, although letting Del Toro do most of the work didn't help.
Four Weddings, who are these people and why should I like them?
Burn after Reading. Heartless, hateful, a waste of a brilliant cast.
The Underworld franchise. Richard Beckinsale must be spinning like a turbine.
Lucy. Female empowerment, yay. Plot holes you can chuck a bus through, argh!

The80sweregreat · 18/02/2018 12:56

four weddings is okay apart from the Andie mc dowall person - some of the others are actually nice! Hugh grant was great in Paddington 2 ( such a good film) - its a shame that he is the same character in all the richard curtis ones.
i have never seen star wars or the lord of the ring films - my family all love them and are huge fans.

happymumof4crazykids · 18/02/2018 13:21

Girl on a train. Kept waiting for something to happen and the film to get better. It was shite!

ATurnipOfMyOwn · 19/02/2018 18:52

Until last weekend I would have said Mr & Mrs Smith without a doubt.

Then I saw Baywatch.

LipstickHandbagCoffee · 19/02/2018 19:44

There’s a bay watch movie...who knew?

19lottie82 · 20/02/2018 14:56

I quite liked the Baywatch movie Blush

cakequeen82 · 20/02/2018 15:40

Napoleon Dynamite 136 minutes of my life I will never get back!

Katedotness1963 · 20/02/2018 15:49

Titanic
The English Patient
Evita
The first Twilight, except for the bit where he picked her up and ran, sparking, through the woods. That was hilarious, but apparently just to me. I didn't even attempt to watch any of the others.
There was a film about voodoo, was it Angel Heart? I've never made it more than 20 minutes in without falling asleep.
Muriel's Wedding, supposed to be a comedy? The most depressing film I've ever seen!

FeedtheTree · 20/02/2018 16:02

Sex and the City. Apparently the second one is even worse, but the first was enough to put me off forever.

CobraKai · 20/02/2018 16:20

Mama Mia was awful. And I went with my very camp male gay best friend who hated it too.

As we walked out he said 'ABBA, musical, Meryl Streep, Julie Walters....surely I'm the target audience?' Grin

The80sweregreat · 20/02/2018 16:33

I loved Muriel’s wedding. It is depressing but that’s why I liked it!
Most Adam sandler films are awful. The holiday is terrible. I did watch a Christmas movie ‘ holiday in handcuffs’ some fluff which was really dreadful. So many bad movies around.

frieda909 · 21/02/2018 21:03

FeedtheTree I actually quite enjoyed the first SATC movie but the second one is so bad that if you get a few drinks in me I can easily spend a good half-hour or so ranting about how much I hated it Blush

I can only imagine how much you’d loathe it if you didn’t even like the first one Shock steer well clear!

Lilyhatesjaz · 21/02/2018 23:42

I hated frantic, so boring.
Not my worst film but I watched 3 men and a baby a couple of days ago, I remembered it from years ago as a good film but either it has dated badly or I'm just seeing it from a different angle now I'm older, very disappointing.

Fullerhouse · 21/02/2018 23:46

Teeth I believe it was called. Ex p put it on weirdest film I’d ever watched. She literally has teeth in her vagina and would bite the men. Think it was meant to be a horror but such a shite movie with no story line really

FreeNiki · 21/02/2018 23:50

Having just seen The Greatest Showman, it's right up there with the worst.

IamPickleRick · 21/02/2018 23:50

Oh I liked Teeth 😂

Dreamgirls. I hated it because Beyonce oversings, there is only one good song in the whole show, the lyrics to the others are shit about families like a giant tree, it’s calculated and methodical in its attempts to be emotive and it’s a bit boring too.

RoseRuby26 · 22/02/2018 00:30

Vanilla sky. Yy to above about not having a clue.
The aviator
Sweet home Alabama
Assassin's creed
The Spirit
Aquamarine

FreeNiki · 22/02/2018 01:13

Vanilla Sky made perfect sense to me. It was shite though.

FreeNiki · 22/02/2018 01:13

How could I forget Assassin's Creed. How decided to make that!

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