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To ask what is the worst movie you ever watched?

726 replies

Joey1471 · 17/02/2018 18:58

And why
I have two
Wimbledon - so bad my maths teacher turned it off after 5 minutes
Angus thongs and perfect snogging - just girls chasing boys - worst plot line ever

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19lottie82 · 17/02/2018 20:50

I watched “Mother!” On a flight today and it was definitely up there!

Very disappointing too as I was looking forward to seeing it Angry

Ironfloor · 17/02/2018 20:52

Dirty Dancing - it was average at best. I don't know what the huge hype about it is.
Birdman - didn't really understand it. Watched it because of the Oscar accolades. Two hours of my life I'll never get back.

PyongyangKipperbang · 17/02/2018 20:54

Someone mentioned Ab Fab. I wouldnt say it was crap but it was a disappointment but tbh I kind of expected it to be. I cant think of a single sit com that has managed to translate successfully to a film, and its a shame because it often ruins the franchise and the TV series rarely recovers.

Estellanpip · 17/02/2018 20:55

I had to walk out of the cinema when Van Helsing was showing.
John Wick was shit.
The Expendables was beyond shit!

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 17/02/2018 20:56

Hugo - it could've been reduced by 50 % and it would still be an hour too long Hmm .

Spongebob the Movie - I don't need to elaborate .

Mindhunter · 17/02/2018 20:56

I walked out of girl on the train. I loved the book so much but the film was awful.

I watched zoolander 2 today as I remembered liking the original what a load of crap.

Titanic was just dull.

The Bourne identity was so boring I fell asleep.

American pie I just didn't see what the fuss was about.

Figgygal · 17/02/2018 20:57

East is east

Saw it at cinema still get cross at the thought of it
Marketed as a comedy reality was domestic violence and a pretend bush landing on a granny

Fucking bollocks

TooManyPaws · 17/02/2018 20:57

I remember wanting desperately to fall asleep during 2001: A Space Oddessey because it was so boring and I just couldn't escape.

All the Jude Law bits in Cold Mountain. Just bloody die!

tulippa · 17/02/2018 20:58

Switched Bad Moms off after I'd sat stony faced for an hour. Kept waiting for it to get funny but it just didn't.

Most recently Manchester by the Sea. Mumbly boring grey waste of two hours of my life.

StickThatInYourPipe · 17/02/2018 20:58

Into the woods, such a great cast but just the longest most boring film I have ever ever seen!

TinklyLittleLaugh · 17/02/2018 20:59

The Darkest Universe. Utterly tedious hipster wank.

KERALA1 · 17/02/2018 21:01

Tinker tailor soldier spy. Grey men talking. God I was bored.

The royal tenanboums "aren't we quirky?" - no - just annoying and pretentious.

Any misogynistic shit - that hideous film where the woman gets pregnant and the father is a stoner. Those "funny" laddish films where women are essentially the fun killers. Just fuck off.

LipstickHandbagCoffee · 17/02/2018 21:03

spongebob. Took the kids,so so bad there were actual wet tears. We left early

Mindhunter · 17/02/2018 21:03

Moulin rouge (Can't spell) my brother tortured me with that film. I was so Ill I couldn't get off the sofa and he stuck it on repeat. I still blame it for me ending up in hospital with liver failure needing blood tranfusions. The Dr's said it was due to glandular fever but I know i just lost the will to live watching that shit.

Belindabauer · 17/02/2018 21:04

My own private Idaho.
Boring is not strong enough to describe how awful it is.

LipstickHandbagCoffee · 17/02/2018 21:06

Yy to moulin rouge,Ewan’s big smug fuck off face,the rotten acting,shit singing

Mindhunter · 17/02/2018 21:07

@kerala1 do you mean knocked up? Truly awful film.

PyongyangKipperbang · 17/02/2018 21:07

Just remembered another one. On the first night out in about 18 months ex and I went to see Phantom of the Opera......it went on FOREVER and was absolutely awful. Worst thing was it (finally) finished at 11:03 so we missed last orders in the pub!

goforkyourself · 17/02/2018 21:08

Any of those Lord Of the Rings/Hobbit films. Who the hell gives a shit about the fucking ring?? NO ONE!!!! Good vs evil yeah, we get it Hmm

VladmirsPoutine · 17/02/2018 21:09

I've never watched the Star Wars franchise but I'd bet my house that they are all shit.

Schlimbesserung · 17/02/2018 21:09

Where The Wild Things Are. So dull that even my kids wanted to leave the cinema.

morningsex · 17/02/2018 21:10

Dirty dancing - that is sheer blasphemy Shock

PoohBearsHole · 17/02/2018 21:10

We've got this far and no one has mentioned "The Sweeney" with Ray Winstone. Load of utter twaddle and poor acting, a potato would've been better.

The underlying premise of starship troopers saves it.

Off the point but recently watching childhood films with my dc (splash era) and wonder how the duck they got away with some of the stuff in it. Alsobtaken me this long to realise what a mysoginist James Bond was and how even the women recruited by the service were deemed incapable of doing anything useful except stand around in bikinis. (The man with the golden gun I am looking at you 😡)

KERALA1 · 17/02/2018 21:10

Yes mind that's it. Had wiped the title from my mind. Same director did this is 40. Just hideous awful female screechy unreasonable characters with "long suffering" nice guy husbands. Gives me the rage.

Fade2Grey · 17/02/2018 21:11

Mamma fucking Mia