To ask what's pissed you off today?

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Let have a healthy rant.

Mine is morning sickness

Cat. Wanted me to open the blind for her, I did so, she trotted away, came back, asked for the other one to be opened and proceeded to bite the third one to make a very annoying noise. Bear in mind I had to keep getting up and down for this, and I have flu.

Pregnancy sickness
PGP
Moving house
Lack of sleep
My 3yo (who I adore, but is really annoying sometimes)
A guy that cycled towards my car earlier on the wrong side of the road
All the siren noise in East London
Crap telly
My cat's arse

Right with you on the morning sickness op. I'm 8 weeks with twins and feel like I'm going to die.

I explained all this to my manager in a meeting on Monday. Yet today I've been bombarded by requests for loads of paperwork to be done asap. This is despite the fact I'm that ill I can barely drag myself around my visits (I'm a community outreach worker) before falling back into bed. I work my arse off for the fuckers and I'm getting zero consideration when I most need it

My "DM" being spiteful as usual. I'm pregnant and she's made me so mad that I now feel like shit. Blood pressure is probably sky high now...woo!

Everything

I've had around 20 mins sleep while sat on the sofa and woke to my alarm. I then had to drive for an hour to a new job (not before getting the toddler dressed and out the door).

The dog won't stop licking and it's driving me mad and I feel I'm going to struggle to get the little one settled tonight. He's currently ramming his water bottle on the table and I have no energy to do anything about it.

Two bratty pre teens at bus stop snarling me (not really sure why, nothing to be jealous about or anything) one proceeding to say say "whens this stup fat ugly fucking bus coming" then not 10 seconds later same brat singing "face down arse up thats the way we like to f*ck" i felt like smacking them off the bus seat, i had my two year old dd with me, but sadly that would b frowned upon. The language coming of pre teens/teens is disgusting.

My period. Last one was for a fortnight and this one came two days early.

I keep waking up far too early, the 1.30am one today was the final straw. Couldn’t work today and need a better night tonight.

All of the animals in our house. I went to work, went to the gym, came home to poop on the kitchen rug, poop on the DCs bathroom floor and pee all over the back door mat. Either the dog has a chill or is becoming stress-incontinent because she's never done this before til this week and I'm probably going to have to turn her into a hat if it continues.

DS dropped his cup on my head whilst sitting on his highchair (I was on the floor picking up the blueberries he also chose to drop)

I had a house viewing arranged but the vendors were a no show 😡
The estate agent confirmed with me on several occasions, not sure why they couldn’t ensure the vendors were there.
And I’m desperate to get out of the house I’m in, as mid divorce 😠

A client. According to him everyone else is an arsehole. I did have a lovely client after that which restored my faith in humanity.

Human kind.

Well apart from the nice lady who randomly sent one of my children a lovely letter about how helpful she had been.

But everyone else can sod right off.

DP offering to take me for lunch then moaning about how expensive everything is.

The way my friend's teenage son spoke to her like she's some kind of a dumb skivvy and the fact that she didn't bat an eyelid at this! Cheeky little entitled fucker 😡

There’s someone in work who pisses me off almost everyday without even doing anything. I was pissed off with her today because she wasn’t in!

I also got irrationally angry at the sun because it was shining in my eyes on the drive home

I've been reading news report on an ongoing court case and it has made me utterly furious.

HV turning up an hour early while I was still in my pjamas, in sure she did it on purpose!

Oh and chocolate oranges are no longer on offer in tesco 😩

Pissing myself of today. Feeling useless, pathetic and like I've just failed at life.

I even started a thread on it, which in itself seems pathetic.

The dog. He keeps farting and it stinks. I've gone for a bath but he managed to open the door and is now sitting staring at me, silently judging my wobbly bits.

On the plus side I have wine in the fridge and thai red curry for tea which dh is (warming up) cooking.

@Rageofglitter that's lovely!

Mine is a bit first world... I have to do a lot of driving on narrow country lanes, so lots of waiting at passing places, or even driving backwards to move into one. When someone moves over to let me past I always do a friendly 'thank you' wave. Today seemed to be full of arses who couldn't be bothered with that courtesy.

I'm beginning to recognise a few repeat offenders, and if one of them appears in front of me I'll reverse really REALLY slowly. And make sure it's their car that has to swing through the mud not mine, even though mine's ancient and filthy and scratched and dented and theirs is new and shiny... especially the big four by fours. Mine is standard 2WD, why should it be me that risks disappearing into a pothole or ditch full of slurry? (And local mud is super stinky right now, muck spreading is in full blast and tractors are charging around with trailers full of horrible smelly stuff from the cowsheds out onto the fields and a lot of it dribbles on the way!)

I filled my car with petrol, full tank this morning. I then drove into another car and wrote off my car. I'm very annoyed with myself!!

Oh @Bumblebee35 that's infuriating! My old car had a terminal head gasket failure with a 90% full fuel tank, I asked the mechanic if we could rescue the fuel for the new car - I bought an identical one off ebay the next day - but he refused point blank in case of fuel spillage, apparently the only way in with these modern tamper proof fuel tanks is with violence. I have fond memories of my dad syphoning out petrol from a dead car in order to put it into a living one.