To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

[ArsenalsPlayingAtHome]

Just that, really?

What do you think?

Keep faith HCBers!

I'm calling an action meeting to the pub tonight! I'll arouse the sausages and get the bar staff in the know.

Item #1 on the agenda - the curious case of the absent Arsenal.

If MNHQ think they can steal our Arse they've got another think coming!

Missile baby is locked and loaded!

HCB HCB HCB HCB HCB

Einstein

Hcb sexy sex? I need to know more!

Did ya butter his buns? Lick his currents?

I did that and more NoNo. It truly was HCB sexy sex and slightly BDMS-y.

Also the best I've had in ages, which is disturbingly exhilarating.

@Purpledaisies
Actually yes some of us do begrudge people with disabilities, mobility difficulties using parent and child spaces when there are often far more disability car spaces. God forbid a mother and toddler should park in a disabled car park space! The looks and comments!

AIBU?
Dog mess is getting worse

Almost every single day I go out I have to avoid piles of dog mess in very busy pedestrian places, outside shops, other peoples houses. It’s s nightmare pushing a pushchair or dc trotting alongside me. It’s uttetly disgusting and there’s no excuse for it.
The signs do very little to prevent it. We don’t seem to let our children excrete on foot paths for adults to walk through so why should people leave there dog mess everywhere. It can actually cause blindness in children.
I love dogs but despise selfish disgusting dog owners who ‘don’t give a shit’ (oh yes they do....and plenty of it!!!)

ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT

think we have an interloper.

What?! Who? Where? How?

I think interloper is arsenals under a name change derailing her own thread

Protect the HCB!!

At least the dog mess doesn't get onto HCB's

What the hell's going on

We shall not, we shall not be derailed!

Gather your weapons, arouse the sausages, load up missile pooping baby!

Protect the HCBs at all costs!

Curse you OYBBK for leaving us without tanks!

I've been supporting HCB from the sidelines but this is an emergency.
Who are these "dog mess posters"?
If it helps, my car has thown up a large hair ball this morning, I could chuck that at the interlopers. gets cat sick on shovel.

Cat! of course! But if car could throw up an hair ball at this point would be even better!

Sshh, it's ok

I think they've gone...

Right, get the buns back out, a cup of tea to calm us all down, then back to the hunt for Arsenal. Has anyone looked under the big pile of buns?

Keep your hair ball for next time, honky. You could throw the shovel too. Or the cat, in a real emergency!

I'll have a cup before I go. I'll keep a watch out for any interlopers from the sidelines. I'll keep the hair ball at the ready.

I'm glad your there! I've a dog to walk. Singularly useless as a guard dog. I suppose he does produce occasional lobbable missiles...

All safe?

Soz OYBBK, I take back those curses.

Let's face it, who needs tanks when you've got a hairball vomiting car parked on the front line?!

Dog shit? Pah! We spit mahoosive car hairballs on your dog shit!

HCB ( X )

Huh - can you believe it, there is a Thread of the Day on Anal Bleaching?? Can this be Arsenals playing away from home?? . Starting click bait threads...

I just came over to say the very same thing. Honestly, don't people understand priorities?

Anal bleach v. ( x )

No contest!

I think Arsenals has been kidnapped by MNHQ. They are trying to cover up DawnMumsNet's Easter Bunny involvement.
They are hoping that Arsenal's disappearance will distract us from their anti-HCB stance and failing that they can use her as a bargaining tool to get us to destroy any photo evidence of DawnMumsNet's white fur and floppy ears.

Keep the faith comrades! HCB!

Tempted to report this thread and demand her return

I think we should report it to 111 and get it logged!

Has anyone looked under the pile of buns yet? I got distracted and started eating them, so don't send me.

Aaarsenal, where aaaarrree youuuu?

Arsenal - come back and play at home on your own thread