To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

[ArsenalsPlayingAtHome]

Just that, really?

What do you think?

Oooh that's bloody awesome Einstein! Now put the lemon curd down and give me 20!

Yes ma'am sassy, wouldn't want you to set sassy cat on me!

954 posts!!! 😭

Very good Einstein! Here....you can have your curd back now... HCB ( X ) HCB

Can I have a spoon, or is it frowned upon to eat straight from the jar?

Here you are lovely....fill your boots! 😂

Well my gob's definitely big enough to fit that in, but unfortunately my lemon curd jar is to small.

Maybe you could just lie back on the spoon, open the jar and pour it into said gob?

Bloody genius sassy!

HCB ( X ) HCB

Omg, omg, omg, lemon curd.... my mouth is watering. You may need a hanky to mop up the drool...

The welsh cakes were just powdery and meh. Maybe too much cinnamon, maybe the pear was too bland. I won't give up though, other variants will be tried. I have some chocolate coated cranberries...

What do we do about this thread? I've enjoyed your company, ladies (massive assumption, excuse me).

Should we add a new goal to the original list, that if becoming a long running thread in our own right, or just let ourselves fade away and wave when we see each other across a crowded room?

Oh Gremlin, where did you go?

Sorry, that should have said "OY!"

"Oh gremlin" sounds a bit Romeo and Juliet.

Bloody hell pickle what was in your morning brew? You're back with a vengeance! Choc covered cranberries you say? Well it would be rude not to do some more baking wouldn't it?

Would happily join in on another HCB thread if someone wants to start one as this has been v random fun!

Big thaw starting here now. Our Snowy Owl out back is looking more Snowy Lump bless it! But good as need to get the car out tomorrow and haven't been able to since Thurs lunch. And only have 2 HCBs left in the house!

It's a window of energy! It won't last long, judging on previous experience! I'm going out, but I'll pop in after lunch. We could call a new thread 'in memory of Arsenal's HCBs'.

I reckon it should be 'High Heels & HCBs' Catch you later

WTF did you put in them Welsh cakes pickle?! Are you sure it was cinammon?

I shall also be venturing outside today in search of HCBs sassy. Must not let supplies run out. Oh and don't forget the lemon curd.

HCB ( X ) HCB

Right, back. Welsh cakes will be made later, along with lamb chops. I wish cinnamon had the magical powers you are suggesting- I'd sprinkle it liberally on everything!

I'm interested in your names... I get the aroused sausage bit, Einstein, but what about the Einstein bit? Clearly you are a genius, but still...

And sassy, great name- how did you find it?

Mine isn't very exciting or meaningful. Len Goodman says 'I'll pickle me walnuts', and I just tweaked it because I like popcorn and couldn't come up with anything cool.

Name change but Sassy is always in there somewhere as kinda sums me up and has been a RL nickname on occasion Just liked how the latest version sounded together! Awww still miss Len from SCD....and I bet you he loves HCBs too!

Bet he does! And a bit of Sass with it!

Einstein because I am a fecking genius of course!

I NC just for Christmas, then when it was all over I decided I'd gone off the old name so NC again!

Then one blissful Sunday, Arsenals original thread caught mine and our comrades attention many who have since deserted us, and the HCB movement was born.

The amazing Aridane was training us inadequate HCBers in how to post a blank post. It was possibly one of the most difficult and challenging moments of my life.
But when I finally mastered the art of posting a blank post I had a sudden revelation that I was a fucking genius!