Oi, you lot! I go off to put my feet up and have a HCB on an important surveillance mission and come back to find you all talking of past glories and giving up.
Arsnals - where's your clipboard. There's work to do.
So preliminary results of surveillance:
Infiltration of MNHQ proved surprisingly easy as the sausage costume rendered me anonymous and helped me blend into the background really well.
DawnMumsnet was observed to eat a rather large amount of carrots during her breaks and was also seen to twitch and wobble her nose a lot. I was able to sneak out and observe her in the car-park when she opened the boot of her car and got out a gym bag. The zip of the bag was slightly undone and white fur was observed to be protruding from it! You can draw your own conclusions!
My suggestion is that we write an anonymous note suggesting that if she provides us wuth a HCB emoji, the incriminating photographs of her nefarious activity will not be posted!