To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

[ArsenalsPlayingAtHome]

Just that, really?

What do you think?

I'm not sure an ambulance will be much use pickle unless Arsenals got a case of atrocious indigestion.

Maybe Arsenal 's busy bleaching a ( X ) on her arsehole?

It's all for the cause.

Sorry...I've been...out...but look...pretties

Who's anus are we bleaching?

Einstein, this sumtin to do with ya dreamin?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3170025-Hot-cross-bun-help-required

Missile baby has got me pooped.

Good thing I didn't call 111.

101 was more my plan.

Is @alwaysthepessimist one of us in disguise?

It's not me, by the way.

Eh?! What have I missed? I am confused

@alwaysthepessimist

We are the HCBers.
Protectors of all things HCB.
We at are war with...erm...well it's all a bit vague.
Our clipboard wielding dictator has gone AWOL and our mission is unclear.
But we have plenty of HCBs and aroused sausages.

And cups of tea!

Are we actually at war? I thought we were just keeping an eye out for intruders who don't share our philosophy of taking over MN the world with hot cross bun related imagery, witticisms, and wittering.

Yours in sisterhood.

( x )

pessimist

i) OP started a thread asking MNHQ about ‘discussions of the day’ and why there was a thread about hot cross buns there for a week. Nobody replied to the thread so OP kept posting on it herself.

ii) Eventually a number of us piled into that thread, MNHQ made is a ‘discussions of 5e day’ thread and we posted lots of silly stuff on it until we got to 1,000posts and the thread was full.

iii). OP then started another thread - this one - with a click bait title - to see if we could get it to ‘Trending’. Achieved. And to question MNHQ about criteria for being a ‘Thread of the Day’. And asking for an HCB emoticon.

Then OP has buggered off.

@alwaysthepessimist - I hope this helps!!!

Oh My HCB! Disappear under a deluge of work for a short while and come back to currant sex, disabled dogs and missing arses that are bleached! What on earth has been happening?

Still no sign of Arsenals?

Maybe she's accidentally got lost on to the 'am i dead' thread?

Ah, I didn't really get into the 'am I dead' thread so hadn't seen her.

Well, I don't remember seeing her but she may have lost her way. She's gone AWOL. Call out search and rescue!

Or HCB Rescue! ( X ) 🚑

Hope she hasn't been kidnapped !

Do you think if we all turn round three times, saying her name, she'll appear?

I think DawnMumsnet has some explaining to do!

DawnMumsnet

If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular batch of HCB, aroused sausages and a missile firing baby; I have acquired these over a very long career of mumsnetting. These make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let our Arsenals go now, that'll be the end of it 😑

Maybe it was Arsenal in the rabbit costume all along!

Charlie. I stand beside you with my stash of slightly stale HCB's ready to them as ammo.

And I stand by ready and willing to use my 30 images a day posting privileges