TO not go on family weekend away?

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My brother and brother in law turning 30 this year, their girlfriend and wife said about hiring a large house for te noihydc

I'm so jealous! Now we have kids we never get to te noihydc anymore 😩

"Wasn’t there an article on the pros and cons of te noihydc in The Lady magazine recently?"

I believe so; IIRC it was written by Rachel Johnson who had been the editor of The Lady a few years ago - I think she mentioned that she got all her info about te noihydc from her brother, Boris, who is an expert.

Has Oxford English Dictionary got anything to say here about possible pronunciation? I’m hearing this as tay noidy huck. Didn’t want to read and run but I’m sure some more cunning linguists will be along shortly.

I found out that when I was on holiday last year my next door neighbours used my back garden to practice te noihydc in peace. I was outraged, the CF's.
I logged it with the Police obvs.

Sleepless night here worrying that OP was struck down while typing and that was the sound of her passing out on her keyboard.

My neighbours parked their car on my te noihydc. I'll do a diagram.

I have googled but can't find ant explanation to what this te nohydic thing is

You'll need to go to the dark web

balaboosteh, it’s pronounced ‘te noy ditch’. You clearly don’t dabble.

Interesting Panpan. A quick google has just led me to discover that Boris first found out about te noihydc when he picked up a book with a chapter on Te Noihydc in a jumble sale in Llanberis one wet February afternoon and was fascinated from there on in.

Poo crumbs and now te noihydc. Is there anything not discussed on mumsnet?

I'm disappointed. Basically I don't want to be doing anything Boris does and I do partake far too regularly ho hum. I always thought it was a bit niche, maybe I'm mistaken!

How clever of you to have found that, hmmwhatatodo. Rachel didn't really explain in her article how Boris had become such an expert. Given that he found the book in Llanberis, perhaps we should be looking at a Welsh pronunciation?

Ah is this a new Friday activity for us to try at centerparcs?

I'm honestly shocked that te noihydc has becomes so mainstream.

Although I did see instructions for it on the back of packet of Dettol wet wipes, so perhaps I shouldn't be surprised.

I do think it’s a great idea hiring a house for your te noihydc. I mean who wants that in their own house.

Datun instructions or counter-indications?

There is an area near the docks in Cardiff known for it apparently- it is rife there. B and Bs advertise saying they provide it on their breakfast menu.

Can te noihydc be the MN term for an op who never returns to a thread?

We'd have to remember how to spell it first

I've made a tapestry with te noihydc as the centre piece. Tis beautiful.

I don’t know why MNHQ have let this thread stand. Do they want people to think they approve of te noihydc? Justine has a lot to answer for and if she doesn’t comment about this I think I will flounce.

LuluJakey1 that’s a monstrous lie! Cardiff’s been cleaned up and prettified and te noihydc is a thing of its grim past.
Not that I’d know

Justine is probably spending her weekend te noihydcing

And if Olivia was still here, she'd be doing her 'peace & love' or 'ahemming'!

I'm new to all this and the abbreviations are so confusing, what does noihydc stand for?

Chorkie, 'te noihydc' doesn't stand for anything. The OP must have had a 'fat fingers' moment when she started to post this thread and ended up with a nonsense word, which has been taken up and run by those of us who enjoy a bit of light hearted fun - you aren't missing out on any bizarre abbreviations.

In fact, feel free to add your own interpretation to te noihydc!

I heard a rumour that Olivia got fired from Mumsnet for engaging in te noihydc during afterwork drinks.