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He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont

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PerkingFaintly · 08/01/2018 23:23

We rushed out of the last thread without even a pocket handkerchief: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a3124599-Trump-2018-Resistance-is-Never-Futile

So here's a new one, with its own

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their medicare
You can trust me 'cos I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!

Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest
I need a sippy-cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."

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Saffronwblue · 10/01/2018 21:15

Just making myself late for work watching the press conference with Norway. It's like watching 2 parallel universes seeing him next to a grown politician.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 21:23

Is it wrong that things like this have ceased being surprising?

Manu Raju
@mkraju
Trump REFUSES to say if he'll agree to meet with Mueller with/without conditions. Pivots to say "there is no collusion" and then attacks Hillary Clinton and her meeting with the FBI. "It's a Democrat hoax."
With no collusion, he says, it seems "unlikely" he will be interviewed by Mueller. "We'll see what happens."

Matthew Miller
@matthewamiller
This should go without saying, but it would be absolutely unacceptable for the president to refuse an FBI interview over a foreign government’s interference in our election.

lionheart · 10/01/2018 21:25

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account
@realDonaldTrump

The fact that Sneaky Dianne Feinstein, who has on numerous occasions stated that collusion between Trump/Russia has not been found, would release testimony in such an underhanded and possibly illegal way, totally without authorization, is a disgrace. Must have tough Primary!

cozietoesie · 10/01/2018 21:29

You've more or less got it, Lweji. He's feeling left out and unloved. Trying a few new positions on for size. Wink

GingerIvy · 10/01/2018 21:33

Kyle Griffin

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1m1 minute ago
Canada is increasingly convinced that Trump will soon announce that the United States intends to pull out of the NAFTA, two government sources tell Reuters. www.cnbc.com/2018/01/10/canada-is-increasingly-convinced-that-trump-will-pull-the-us-out-of-nafta-reuters-citing-sources.html

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 21:36

I have seen it said on twitter that “sneaky” = antisemitic dog whistle

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 21:38

Manu Raju
@mkraju
FEINSTEIN says she’s sorry to Grassley for not giving him a headsup about the release of the Fusion GPS transcript. “I meant to tell him, and I didn’t have a chance to tell him, and that concerns me,” she told us. “I just got pressured, and I didn’t do it.”
Feinstein also pushed back on Trump’s tweet saying she potentially acted illegally in releasing the Fusion transcript. “I didn’t do anything illegal. ... That transcript has become so abused that time has come for people to take a look at it.”
Asked who pressured her, Feinstein says: "I wasn't pressured" without reconciling her two statements. Her office later said she misspoke and wasn't pressured to release transcript.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 21:39

Immigration agents descend on dozens of 7-Eleven stores

apnews.com/cb0ef682ea534ff0b5d31e7c054a079e

Amy Siskind
@Amy_Siskind
This is alarming folks - first Motel 6 and now 7-Eleven. The Trump regime is essentially doing round-ups.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 21:44

Grassley: Hope Trump doesn't call me about Russia probe

amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/01/10/politics/chuck-grassley-trump-doj/index.html?__twitter_impression=true

GingerIvy · 10/01/2018 22:08

Jim Sciutto

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"Two of the most senior officials who are on the potential departure list are Don McGahn, the White House counsel, and HR McMaster, the national security adviser." Facing staffing exodus, Trump struggles to fill West Wing cnn.it/2CYmde8

GingerIvy · 10/01/2018 22:13

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Wray and Rosenstein were meeting with Senate Intel Cmte Chair Burr and Vice Chair Warner, a source tells me. They met with House Intel Ranking Member Schiff earlier today as well, @AlexNBCNews reports.

11:17 AM - 10 Jan 2018 from Washington, DC

(note they didn't meet with Nunes)

badbadhusky · 10/01/2018 22:23

Grassley: Hope Trump doesn't call me about Russia probe

I did a double-take with this headline, wondering if Trumpy had already moved Hope Hicks in. A blessed relief to see that I misread/over-interpreted.

cozietoesie · 10/01/2018 22:34

I actually feel some sympathy for Hicks. Imagine having to summarise, meaningfully and with a straight face, 312 pages of transcript?

lionheart · 10/01/2018 22:37

She ought to get out unless it is too late.

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GingerIvy · 10/01/2018 22:41

Andy Slavitt

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7h7 hours ago
BREAKING: In the next 48 hours, the Trump Administration is planning to issue policy on how states can stop people from receiving Medicaid coverage if they don’t have a job.

And they plan to put this in action in their first state— Kentucky.

TheClaws · 10/01/2018 23:44

Apologies if this has been posted already. Hard to imagine he can do this? Isn’t this like planting an ‘I’m guilty!’ placard on your back?

thehill.com/homenews/administration/368365-trump-refuses-to-commit-to-mueller-interview

TheClaws · 11/01/2018 00:06

Concerning - although it could be problematic for Trump as he is a major source of false and defamatory drivel.

Fox News @FoxNews 1hr
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.@POTUS: "We are going to take a strong look at our country's libel laws so that when somebody says something that is false and defamatory about some that person will have meaningful recourse in our courts." bit.ly/2Eu1AmB

SanFranBear · 11/01/2018 01:02

In this months Fortean Times Grin

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 11/01/2018 07:16

(Which is what the dems have already argued for and has already been put into place under obama)

Manu Raju
@mkraju
Kellyanne Conway tells @ChrisCuomo that after consulting with experts, Trump has “discovered” a physical wall is not needed across entire border; part of it is better technology, part of it is fencing, etc

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 11/01/2018 07:21

GOP continue to be leaders of morality and the party of values:

www.cbsnews.com/news/missouri-governor-eric-greitens-admits-affair-denies-blackmailing-woman-keep-her-quiet/

Christina Wilkie
@christinawilkie
Creepiest quote from the Greitens’ story: When Gov Greitens tells this blindfolded, tied up woman that she’ll stay quiet, or else. “He said, 'you're never going to mention my name, otherwise there will be pictures of [you] everywhere.'”

Seems unlikely this was his first outing.

MJ Lee
@mj_lee
In a new statement, Gov. Greitens' lawyer denies that there was blackmail. "There was no blackmail and that claim is false. This personal matter has been addressed by the Governor and Mrs. Greitens privately years ago when it happened."

Christina Wilkie
@christinawilkie
Note the lawyer says “there was no blackmail.” He doesn’t say “there was no blackmail and no threat of any blackmail.”

Al he’s denying is that Greitens ever used the photo to blackmail the woman, but not that he took the photo or threatened her with it.

Sarah Kendzior
@sarahkendzior
Eric Greitens is a pal and seeming protégé of Mike Pence. Curious what Pence thinks of Greitens' extramarital affair and blackmail and threats...

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 11/01/2018 07:22

Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska sues Manafort and Gates in N.Y.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/amp/russian-oligarch-oleg-deripaska-sues-manafort-gates-ny-n836586?__twitter_impression=true

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 11/01/2018 07:24

Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
The top Democrats on six House committees—Foreign Affairs, Financial Services, Judiciary, Homeland Security, Oversight, and Administration—are pressuring Republican House leaders to pursue a more rigorous investigation on Russia (on Trump and protecting future elections).

He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont