To position my banana and nectarines in a certain way just to bug a colleague?

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I'm good thanks Heifer - are you ok my lovely bovine friend?

Oh joy, a fun AIBU thread

but i got told off for harrassment lio (sob)

Oh ROFL at this thread.

Of course it's not harrassment. It would have to be part of a continuing and sustained campaign of other incidents to be considered harassment. (How many R's are there in that word?)

So if you do go the chipolata, marrow, cucumber route, then it might be!

it was a one off

Surely it doesn't have to be sustained to be harrassment?

But fwiw I think that for this to be harrassment then it is a fab example of PC gone mad, UNLESS you are making some sort of statement about her sexuality in doing this. Don't think you are, are you? But maybe you are being inflammatory...

I'd laugh - I guess she wouldn't which is kind of the point and no more, yes?

No, no dig at her sexuality at ALL

it was just a bit of fun, honestly, she's older than me, a bit prissy and a bit of a snob. It makes me childish when we work together.

Every other day I'm sensible

No