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No, I don't want fucking chorizo on it!

33 replies

Greensleeves · 06/01/2018 01:17

Just spent the best part of half an hour finagling dh to make me some cheese on toast.

Now he wants to know if I want CHORIZO on it

Do I fuck as like! Eeeeuuuuuw.

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Weezol · 06/01/2018 01:19

Urrgh. Chorizo is rank. I find most Italian salamis incredibly fatty and grim.
You are not alone.Flowers

Sparklingbrook · 06/01/2018 01:19

Cheese on toast at this hour? I hope you aren't in the UK, Sounds like a recipe or heartburn. Sad Grin

nancy75 · 06/01/2018 01:20

I love chorizo ( it’s spanish) cheese on toast however is vile

alleypalley · 06/01/2018 01:21

I love chorizo. I really want a chorizo and cheese toastie now.

Greensleeves · 06/01/2018 01:21

I am indeed in the uk :) surely the heartburn angle makes the offer of chorizo even grosser? Does the man not love me at all?

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MiddleClassProblem · 06/01/2018 01:21

Chorizo isn’t an Italian salami. I’ll have some if there’s any going!

CodPuncher · 06/01/2018 01:21

Surely if you add chorizo to cheese on toast that would make it pizza?

Sparklingbrook · 06/01/2018 01:23

YY if I was having chorizo at this hour I would have a pint of Gaviscon for afters.

Pomegranatemolasses · 06/01/2018 01:24

Chorizo would make it divine!

Hueandcry · 06/01/2018 01:26

What is finagling? (Misses the point of thread)

Weezol · 06/01/2018 01:27

D'oh - of course it's Spanish. I do know this so I have no idea why I phrased it like that...Confused
I stand by my comments re:Italian salamis etc. Love German and East European sausage but get shocking heartburn from Spanish & Italian.

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 06/01/2018 01:32

LTB!
Or at the very least send him to a boot camp/gulag for some severe re-training!

RainbowDashian · 06/01/2018 01:36

Yanbu. Gherkins or pickle are far superior cheese on toast toppings.

Greensleeves · 06/01/2018 01:44

He had - listen to this - chunks of Brussels pate left over from Boxing Day - on his cheese on toast.

I've got the solicitor on speed dial.

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NargleFlargleZoobah · 06/01/2018 01:46

Yanbu. Chorizo is awful stuff, I want it to fuck off but it's everywhere still. I'm surprised M&S or somewhere hasn't come up with some sort of prosecco, chorizo and salted caramel abomination. Oh, mustn't forget the gin in there either.

I'm so sleep deprived I'm angry at the thought of chorizo on cheese on toast.

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 06/01/2018 01:48

Is he an alien in a human costume?

SheRaaarghPrincessOfPower · 06/01/2018 01:49

Woah.. Thats an excellent idea.

Beats my ex with his tuna cheese and marmite shenanigans

RustyPaperclips · 06/01/2018 01:50

Chorizo is lovely, but on cheese and toast? At this hour?! LTB

Headinthedrawer · 06/01/2018 01:59

Tortilla wrap,cheese,chorizo.Grill it.Looks like a very thin pizza.Tastes heavenly when getting in drunk at an ungodly hour.Happening in my kitchen right now.

CheapSausagesAndSpam · 06/01/2018 02:00

You'd spend half an hour hassling someone to make you toast? Couldn't be arsed. I'd just make it myself and avoid the annoying chorizo issue.

Greensleeves · 06/01/2018 02:04

In my defence CheapSausages I do have a rather nasty back injury at the moment, and it was very light-hearted hassle. I would make him cheese on toast too, but it wouldn't be adulterated with chorizo, or pate, or indeed cheap sausages and spam :)

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SheGotBetteDavisEyes · 06/01/2018 02:12

Chorizo mince scattered over something appropriate and cooked properly is nice.

I'm not crazy about meat and cheese together. I'm rarely convinced that they're not better apart.

Weezol · 06/01/2018 02:14

Lightly toast crumpets. Heap with diced cheese and diced Bavarian smoked ham mixed together. Grill until the cheese is melting into the craters of the crumpet at minimum, longer if poss. Works at any time of day or night (for me).

CheapSausagesAndSpam · 06/01/2018 02:16

Cheap sausages, spam AND chorizo....all toasted on cheap white bread with that dreadful plastic cheese on top.

I'd eat it. Grin

Greensleeves · 06/01/2018 02:16

You are a MONSTER Grin

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