To make my bf wait hours for his blind date

[RedTartanLass]

Ok so I've not been on here for years ...... but I'm raging. My bf has been behaving suspiciously so I checked online and right enough the wanker has a POF profile!

So I catfished him and we're meeting today at 12:30 ..... well he thinks we are ... I'm not turning up. Want to see how long I can make him wait!

If you're in Swindon feel free to give him a wave!!

Am I being unreasonable to make him wait a couple of hours. Will I be able to drag it out that long .....

Text him from your own number now “babe, you’ll never guess what, I’m in swindon, had to pick something up for work, I’ll come and meet you on your lunch break, just walking down Wood St now (or wherever he’s waiting)”

this will 100% end up on the daily fail.

You’re going to stay with him after this I assume? Ask him to order something expensive for you to eat. And wine. Then please call the restaurant and explain and ask them to get a waiter/ress to pass on a ‘you’re dumped, knobhead’ msg.

I live quite close to swindon but havent got car today. I would happily have gone to take pics for you.

so sorry to hear you're going through this OP but your plan is genius and I'll be following for updates 😁

Not going to!!

Oh yes deffo get him to take a pic

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot

This has sadly been redacted, but the essence is the same.

Oh my god. What a bastard. Well done for playing him. Get far away from this slimy creep as soon as possible.

Oh no, @justbreathing, it’s like that other thread on here. RWCHNT ... The Daily Mail is why we can’t have nice things

Go in and tell him the game's over and so are you two.

No...don't over egg the pudding by asking for pics as he'll smell a rat (takes one to know one and all that) - just keep it subtle for now.

You need some big reveal OP so he knows he is well and truly caught - and dumped.

He is a complete wanker. Our sympathies. For your sake. Get simple evidence as suggested above of his planning to cheat (photo suggestion sent to the contact you've made up). Break all contact on that. Ignore him for a couple of days and wait him out having developed some ice to keep in hus direction.
For now, you know where he is and that he can be avoided. Go somewhere really nice with a friend for lunch xx

You need this date to cancel, and arrange a new one......to which you turn up!

What a rat! I hope youre going to dump him.

Trills - that's where I got the idea from! Was that the bourton in the water one!

Anyway I've replied

So sorry about 10 minutes. Another bus just behind.

As much as people may be getting a kick out of reading this I feel so bad for you OP. :/

Posting because I need updates!

It was the penguin sanctuary one... Can't remember the location.

Just warning you OP but if this takes off it will almost certainly be picked up by the Daily Fail et al. Make sure you're comfortable with that.

Oh my God, I really REALLY want there to be a Mumsnetter within striking distance to record this for classics posterity.

Well done, OP, nicely played, nicely played!

Omg for you asking!! Of course he's dumped!!

I'm gonna make him wait as long as can let text him to say

Sorry but I saw you and you're not my type!!

Go on the date :)