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Original poster

To take my children to live here

30 replies

needanewhone · 31/12/2017 22:43

We've seen a lovely new home, it's in a lovely rural area and has a delightful little stream running through the middle. A quaint bridge runs from one part of the garden and the grass is so green.

The only thing is, when we went back for our second viewing there were some strange noises from near to bridge. It's almost perfect and I think our quality of life will be much improved if we move.

Aibu to move my family there?

OP posts:
NotCornflakes · 31/12/2017 22:44

Do you have 5 children?

DollyPartonsBeard · 31/12/2017 22:45

Could it be a troll? Hmm

Bambamber · 31/12/2017 22:45

Send a goat over the bridge and see what happens

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 31/12/2017 22:46

Say what? Hmm

NaughtToThreeSadOnions · 31/12/2017 22:47

If it would be perfect why on earth would you be unreasonable.

What have the noises from near the bridge got to do with wether you were reasonable or not?

Hmm
Original poster
needanewhone · 31/12/2017 22:48

Send my little goats? Will nobody think of the children?

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Littlelambpeep · 31/12/2017 22:50

Are you on brandy ?

Original poster
needanewhone · 31/12/2017 22:50

No, mint sauce.

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abbsisspartacus · 31/12/2017 22:50

More Gin

Bambamber · 31/12/2017 22:51

Well you could send your children first if you like, but it would be kinder to send the goats first

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needanewhone · 31/12/2017 22:52

But I loves those little goats

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SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 31/12/2017 23:14

Say what now?

SusieOwl4 · 31/12/2017 23:15

Trip trap trip trap

MammaTJ · 31/12/2017 23:16

The grass is always greener on the other side!! Be very careful OP!

Be wary of those noises too, you are not imagining them!

SunshineTheMonkey · 31/12/2017 23:17

Ahhh NYE.

I miss the old posters.

yawning801 · 31/12/2017 23:17

You suuuure you didn't crack open the Gin tonight OP? Grin

Gowgirl · 31/12/2017 23:18

Nice!

Original poster
needanewhone · 31/12/2017 23:22

Gin? Nah, vile stuff. I'm on pom bears and fruit shoots of course....

now about these noises, WTF do I do about them? We're moving in tomorrow.

OP posts:
StillWorkingOnACleverNN · 31/12/2017 23:28

If they are badgers you must shoot them

Original poster
needanewhone · 31/12/2017 23:33

I self identify as a goat, how the fuck am I supposed to shoot a badger?

OP posts:
NaughtToThreeSadOnions · 01/01/2018 01:07

I think your fruit shoot has started fermenting

Elledouble · 01/01/2018 01:23

Trip trap trip trap!

RebelRogue · 01/01/2018 01:37

All you need is a cabbage and a boat and you've got yourself a problem. 😬

ErnestHeminsway · 01/01/2018 01:37

Just get a little rowing boat - with a nice wicker hamper, fairisle tank tops for your DC and some lemonade - it'll all be a very chic version of Swallows and Amazons. As a last resort, goat curry?

IlikemyTeahot · 01/01/2018 01:38
Grin
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