To take my children to live here

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We've seen a lovely new home, it's in a lovely rural area and has a delightful little stream running through the middle. A quaint bridge runs from one part of the garden and the grass is so green.

The only thing is, when we went back for our second viewing there were some strange noises from near to bridge. It's almost perfect and I think our quality of life will be much improved if we move.

Aibu to move my family there?

I self identify as a goat, how the fuck am I supposed to shoot a badger?. Well it all depends if your quandary is a moral one, or whether you're asking for tips on how to pull a trigger with cloven hooves.

As a fellow goat I recommend using your lady hands to pull the trigger.

Goats can get special guns though, you know, from the Goat Gun Shop. Just pop down there, I think they even do donkey lessons.

This is lame.

Yawn