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Original poster

Some CF has left their car parked over my drive!

317 replies

Cashewnutts · 31/12/2017 21:00

And we are supposed to be heading out to a new years party right now.
A neighbour of ours is having a gathering and I definitely think it belongs to one of their guests.
WIBU to nip round and see if they will move it so we can go out?

OP posts:
UrsulaPandress · 31/12/2017 22:30

Sheesh there are some right miserable fuckers on here these days.

ElephantsandTigers · 31/12/2017 22:31

0.5/10

Not clever enough. Not funny at all.

DonnyAndVladSittingInATree · 31/12/2017 22:31

This is like when people tried to replicate penis beaker except it’s new year troll threads. I don’t get it. It was funny the first time but once you’ve heard the joke it’s done. It doesn’t get funnier the second time.

WindyWednesday · 31/12/2017 22:31

If you had upset your Korean elderly neighbours then that probably why they parked over your driveway on NYE.

ofcoursehesthefuckingfarmer · 31/12/2017 22:32

Can't believe DH has gone and left you. I'd make him drink out his penis beaker then LTB

Coconutspongexo · 31/12/2017 22:32

Some of you need to have the resolution of finding a sense of humour fucking hell

WindyWednesday · 31/12/2017 22:32

Have a read in the classics section. That is true wit. Posters used to take time to create the storyline.

Tiredmumno1 · 31/12/2017 22:33

The reason people get annoyed at stuff like this is because in the first instance you are given the benefit of the doubt and people try to give advice to help. Then you carry it on a bit more, so it wastes people's time and they feel like they are genuinely trying to help you out.

Then it's all fake and you have wasted a load of people's time. Some can't be bothered with it, you didn't have to let it go on so long.

Rainbowmother · 31/12/2017 22:33

Will someone please think of the poor goats Grin

MrsGrindah · 31/12/2017 22:34

Well funny threads need to be..you know..funny

Coconutspongexo · 31/12/2017 22:34

If people are really that upset over investing time on a forum they need to step back from said forum

UrsulaPandress · 31/12/2017 22:35

MN is one huge waste of time. What is your problem?

ElephantsandTigers · 31/12/2017 22:36

Dipping...... We have a sense of humour. We know what's genuinely funny. This isn't.

Tiredmumno1 · 31/12/2017 22:36

Exactly MrsGrindah.

This want remotely even funny Hmm

I do have a sense of humour I promise Grin

Gowgirl · 31/12/2017 22:36

Tbf most threads are fiction here nowdays, dipping makes a good point!

user1485778793 · 31/12/2017 22:37

Penis beaker? Someone explain

brizzledrizzle · 31/12/2017 22:37

Go back and demand that she moves the car because you need to drive to Hull.

DonnyAndVladSittingInATree · 31/12/2017 22:37

If the OP promises me she is sitting on a wet patch on her sofa because she is absolutely pissing herself from having so much fun with this thread then i’ll Let her away with it. If she’s not, then what’s the fecking point love? Confused

SunshineTheMonkey · 31/12/2017 22:38

Isn't there a goat that could drive you all?

You should have got it free with your council house.

Original poster
Cashewnutts · 31/12/2017 22:38

Wow I think some of you need to calm down.
Like I said, my neighbour is quite elderly. Certainly in her 80s. I'm not about to stress her out starting an argument with her daughter over parking.

OP posts:
Gowgirl · 31/12/2017 22:38

User no number, pb wasvprobally the first of the cheerleader threads.

Grilledaubergines · 31/12/2017 22:38

BTEC comedy OP. At best.

LagunaBubbles · 31/12/2017 22:39

Well I would laugh if this was actually funny, but it's not.

Original poster
Cashewnutts · 31/12/2017 22:39

I'm not trying to be funny. This is all genuine. Is it really that hard to believe? Hmm

OP posts:
ToothTrauma · 31/12/2017 22:40

I lost it at French doors Grin