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Some CF has left their car parked over my drive!

317 replies

Cashewnutts · 31/12/2017 21:00

And we are supposed to be heading out to a new years party right now.
A neighbour of ours is having a gathering and I definitely think it belongs to one of their guests.
WIBU to nip round and see if they will move it so we can go out?

OP posts:
SchadenfreudePersonified · 31/12/2017 22:52

You are obviously on glue. You haven't even called 111 to get it logged.

alltoomuchrightnow · 31/12/2017 22:54

Def Maui and not Center Parcs?

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AllIWantForXmasIsLouMumsnet · 31/12/2017 22:54

Penis BAKER, SilverySurfer?! Sounds painful.

Anyway, Happy New Year's Eve to you all.

ToadsforJustice · 31/12/2017 22:56

Lemon Drizzle.

Pearlsaringer · 31/12/2017 23:00

No cutted up pear?

SilverySurfer · 31/12/2017 23:02

No nitpicking typos on New Years Eve - I blame the Wine

PS Anyone want a penis baked, do it yourself Grin

Bahhhhhumbug · 31/12/2017 23:03

Fruit shoots? .... pffft. We already have fruit shoots and a Gregg's sausage roll between us. Seeing as we're all blocked in and can't go anywhere could you not run to a bottle of Baileys?

froginapond · 31/12/2017 23:04

No luck with the neighbours daughter. She's adamant she won't move and we can't do anything about it. DH has told me that he's still going out and has called a friend to pick him up. Bit miffed as I thought we could have a quiet one together but he does like a night out.

It's at this point that I knew this thread was a wind up. Grin

princesssparkle1 · 31/12/2017 23:08

I dont care if this thread is for real or not, it's bloody funny!

Sisinisawa · 31/12/2017 23:08

And no one has asked yet if the OP or her neighbour are on glue?

I did snigger at French doors.

Valerrie · 31/12/2017 23:11

No Pom Bears for me please. I'm having a picky tea.

Bahhhhhumbug · 31/12/2017 23:12

So you hoped your blocked drive would mean a quiet night in? Also is cf neighbour and ndn having a party one and the same?
Any sign of the snacks and drinkies arriving yet?

C8H10N4O2 · 31/12/2017 23:13

OP is busy organising picky bits for sups as she can't get out.

SilverySurfer · 31/12/2017 23:18

princesssparkle1
I dont care if this thread is for real or not, it's bloody funny!

I'm not getting it - which bit?

Pearlsaringer · 31/12/2017 23:18

You don’t mean Maui, you mean that other neighbour’s Mexican house that she lets them use

princesssparkle1 · 31/12/2017 23:19

All of it. I read it from beginning to end. And laughed a lot. Maybe I need to get out more or visit a counsellor? But regardless, I thought it was very funny 🤪

LagunaBubbles · 31/12/2017 23:20

Dipping no not upset that it's not funny, could have been doing with a laugh tonight and this just isnt doing it. Ah well.

IamEarthymama · 31/12/2017 23:20

Happy New Year OP, you made me chuckle Grin

LagunaBubbles · 31/12/2017 23:22

Me neither Silverysurfer, it's like a collection of MN cliches which aren't really funny to begin with made even unfunnier in some desperate attempt to bring them all together.

Ginfiend · 31/12/2017 23:23

“We’ve spent all our money on phones for the DC this month” did anyone not twig at that?!

BiddyPop · 31/12/2017 23:25

You didn't knock down a wall of theirs while doing your own renovations?!

MiddleClassProblem · 31/12/2017 23:26

Love it!

MiddleClassProblem · 31/12/2017 23:27

I bet your MIL is hideous too. Be careful your washing doesn’t get darked in x

MiddleClassProblem · 31/12/2017 23:27

On even

cocktailismyfavouritefilm · 31/12/2017 23:28

You need some sex lube and a fish slice to remove the car obviously 🙄

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