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AIBU to have made this terrifying edible replica of my beautiful baby nephew?

119 replies

maykmi · 25/12/2017 19:01

Last year I made them a tiny marzipan model of their dog to adorn the Christmas cake and it went down a treat.

So why don't they appreciate this?!

(light hearted (I hope obviously!) and yes, I do have permission for the photo)

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maykmi · 25/12/2017 19:56

Well I'm glad my work has given you all a chuckle anyhow.

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LaGattaNera · 25/12/2017 19:56

Buster Bloodvessel Xmas Grin

doctorcuntybollocks · 25/12/2017 20:00

It's going to come to life in the night and chew off your face.

maykmi · 25/12/2017 20:00

Just had to Google Buster Bloodvessel but now totally getting it- uncanny! Grin

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plominoagain · 25/12/2017 20:02

I love it . In some strange way it reminds me of the sinister Easter bonnet , although I can’t quite work out how , or why !

Much more talented than me , in any case !

MissisBoote · 25/12/2017 20:03

Genius. You officially win Christmas Flowers🏆

SilverySurfer · 25/12/2017 20:06

Hahahahahahaha - too funny Grin Have a Star

HateSummer · 25/12/2017 20:16

😂😂😂 brilliant!

GlitteryStag · 25/12/2017 20:18

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MycatsaPirate · 25/12/2017 20:25

OMG! That needs to be preserved for his 18th birthday cake!

Genius but scary.

Independentstateofeyebrows · 25/12/2017 20:26

I've always wondered what Steven Berkoff would look like if he was made of marzipan. Thank you for satisfying my curiosity, op Smile

BrownLiverSpot · 25/12/2017 20:28

Yikes, that's something else that cake....

maykmi · 25/12/2017 20:42

Two years ago I did a marzipan self-portrait:

Can you tell I'm not a professional cake decorator!?

AIBU to have made this terrifying edible replica of my beautiful baby nephew?
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TitaniasCloset · 25/12/2017 21:14

Love how cake you is totally trashed but still has her mani-pedi going on!

JanetStWalker · 25/12/2017 21:17

Your nephew is Wayne Rooney?

Tika77 · 25/12/2017 21:19

Grin That a showstopper!

NorbertTheDragon · 25/12/2017 21:25

I thought Gollum when I first saw it too.

It's still a million times better than I could do. I don't think I could do anything recognisably human at all.

NanBoleyn · 25/12/2017 21:27

Brilliant OP! You have made my Christmas....

oliveinacampervan · 25/12/2017 21:27

Seriously OP! I can never unsee this!! WHYYYYY?! Shock

Trafficjammadness · 25/12/2017 21:29

That made me laugh, it is frankly awesome

lisalisa · 25/12/2017 21:30

Just wow !

Eenymeeny123 · 25/12/2017 21:31

Now that is gorgeous.

maykmi · 25/12/2017 21:43

I need to work out how to immortalise threads so I can whip this out and show him at his 18th birthday party- look boy, you were Mumsnet famous (as a marzipan Gollum) at just 6 months!

(Then he'll probably be all like "that's cool auntie but what's Mumsnet and who's Gollum?")

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Whitecovers · 25/12/2017 21:45

I have just actually laughed out loud at the picture, absolutely amazing! Grin

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 25/12/2017 21:52

This. Is. Brilliant. Xmas Grin

Anymore pics of your masterpieces OP?