Words and phrases that annoy you or make you go Aghgh

[Aeroflotgirl]

Right here's a few of mine

Squee
Growing my boy or I have grown a fantastic boy
Famlam
Nom noms
Bestie
BFF
Boil my piss (just yuck)

Sorry but any parent who states that they have a beautiful/gorgeous son/daughter. It's the adjective I hate because it seems so boastful and pointless at the same time. Because literally everyone thinks their child is beautiful right, so is there really any point in saying it? And because I read the phrase constantly, so the sheer repetitiveness and unoriginality have started to grate. Nothing to do with how much people love their kids, btw.

Inappropriate- it is such am overused prissy word

Supper. SUPPER! Who says this nowadays?! 😡

‘Leap’ as a way of explaining anything to do with a babies behaviour.

‘Mamma/mumma/mama’ when said by an adult. Particularly when used as an affirmation like ‘you know best Mumma!’ ‘You go mammas!’ ‘Mamas deserve a break!’ Bleurgh.

‘Babe’ for Baby, really annoys me for some reason. Sickly sweet I guess.

Arksed for asked.
What I/we done.
The dreaded should of/could of/would of.
The baby (when the baby is three or four)
Baby Mama
Baby Daddy

"Picky tea"

’Got caught’ as in became pregnant. This phrase makes me cringe so much I almost turn inside out, especially when a woman uses it about herself.

At the end of the day
Yeah, no
No, yeah
A million per cent
We are where we are

And yes to the # guff on facebook, particularly the smug parental stuff. A cousin posts #mummyslittleman #lovelikenoother and similar, it’s one of the (admittedly many) reasons why I don’t go near facebook any more.

From another delightful thread about not washing: 'pits and bits' 😷😷😷😷

Achingly anything. Yghhhhhugh.

Sorry I haven't RTWT but may I add "prepping"? Irrational I know but there you go.

patriarchy
loving (and other -ing forms of verbs which shouldn't)

God I've never seen 'picky tea' before but it's giving me the rage now. What does it mean??

Holibobs
Famalam
Axe instead of ask
Anything over 100% 'I gave 110% on that task'. Apprentice candidates I'm looking at you
Tabling something 'shall we table that for next time Steve?'
Taking something offline when you're all in meeting room. Not online in any way
Parking something 'let's park that for now Magda we are running out of time'

Picky tea is when you have meats, cheeses and the like out. Not really a buffet, it’s a picky tea.

Pardon
Can you let me continue
Classy
Common
Cis

I hate the phrase "lost my shit"

As a person with a condition which often results in some desperate bathroom visits I doubt If the people who use this phrase know what it is like to actually "lose their shit"

Wow. Just wow.

Winds me up big time.

Full of cold- aargh aargh.
Also making memories.
My little man- bleurgh
My faves
This one - just say their bloody name.
I think I've contributed to a similar thread before.

I hate the word cunt.

@Stillme1 I hate that phrase too. I've noticed that it's usually said by the person that is full of shit and wouldn't say boo to a ghost.

Gawjuss 😡
Blessed

What's wrong with lovely?

Princess
Making memories
Date night
Play date
Wine o’clock
Gin o’clock
Anything alcohol related o’clock

Calling people out
Nom nom

Now they're annoying phrases!