Words and phrases that annoy you or make you go Aghgh

[Aeroflotgirl]

Right here's a few of mine

Squee
Growing my boy or I have grown a fantastic boy
Famlam
Nom noms
Bestie
BFF
Boil my piss (just yuck)

Reaching out.
Shining a light on.....
Little man.
Chilling out.

Methinks 😡

Yes, yes....I know Shakespeare used it. You (SIL), however, are not Shakespeare. So don't.

An acquaintance of mine posted on Facebook about having a gender scan the following day, and how excited she was to find out if she was having a “little princess or man” which really wound me up. I get it @Spangles1963

Valentinacat argh to 'I could care less' it's plain wrong and implies you care at least somewhat! I've seen Americans try pass if off as accurate as it's apparently sarcasm but I don't buy it!

"Frothy coffee" it's a fucking cappuccino

"Recommend me x product" is also annoying. It should be "recommend x product to me" or variations thereof.

Fall pregnant
Passed

Cheeky, as in a cheeky cake, glass of wine or takeaway.
Hubster
Crimbo
Calling any female over 16 a girl.
'Yes, i know that - a personal one as my MIL is staying with us, and nobody has done or seen anything that she hasn't.

Of your choosing

All of the above....

End of letters. 'Please do not hesitate to contact me should you require further information'

'Singing from the same hymn sheet'

'Empowered women'

'Thinking outside of the box'

'I will give 110%'

'Alone time'. It's 'time alone'. Or 'time on my/her/your own'.

Inability to use past tenses correctly. Started noticing this a lot recently. 'I've rang my mother'. 'She's went to the shops'.

'Go watch some TV' instead of 'go and watch some TV'. I'm usually very relaxed about language change, Americanisms in British English and vice versa, but for some reason this one annoys me intensely.

CalmingBalm What do you say instead of 'people'? Human beings? It's an everyday word.

@GodIsDead

"God's Truth" was contacted to sound like "Godstrewth" and then simply "Strewth" for some people. Annoys me too.

From my own children...
On Christmas/the weekend.
No.It is "at Christmas" or "on Christmas Day"
DS also says gotten,and writ - though because he is my lovely li'l guy even at 17 I can forgive him...()
Hate "side" as in food that comes with the main course.Hate "main" as well.And "pack lunch" - packed,packed,packed.
But I say lovely and sometimes tea for the meal we eat in the evening,so who am I to judge?

Oh yes I hate the term 'little man', a friend still uses the term little man to refer to her 10 year old son. I heard somebody describe Christmas as shitscram whaaaat.

In this house...followed by smugness such as 'we love books in this house' or 'no fussy eaters allowed in this house'

Yummy.
Om nom nom.
Spoken sentences starting ‘Listen...’ or ‘Look...’
‘Discuss’ used like an order.
Unctuous.
Ickle or lickle.
A cheeky anything.
Describing something as a nightmare - what, you were asleep when it happened?

"Luxury" flat. It's a noun, not an adjective.

Poop (pronounced 'puuup')
Toilet talk "just off for a poo"
Smug Facebook # that mums use to show they are doing that bit better at parenting than everyone else (#familytime #GBBO #myworld #soproud #theseones - you are baking cakes. Like all mums do with kids at some point. Except you are also on Facebook #beingsmug)

Note to self

Moving forward... (inserted frequently into business speak these days and now creeping into everyday conversation - utterly moronic !)
Can I pick your brain/s (yuck yuck yuck)
Should/would of done something (it's should have - this is everywhere)

I've only seen it on MN, but this 'I buy nephews and nieces' thing as Xmas.

It started out as 'I buy presents for my nephews and nieces'. Then, 'I buy for nephews and nieces'.

Now, we're apparently at a slave auction in the court of Caligula.

“Homemade” used as a descriptor in restaurants or anywhere that’s not a home.
I also hate “fresh” in menus, totally winds me up.
And “my bad” utterly stupid expression.

-Daft
-Good grief
-Hun
-This one (making someone feel like they're your favourite e.g.- "Having a great time at the Christmas market with this one")
-To "make good" (my Dad always says it with DIY stuff, it's like he thinks it makes you sound like you know what you're doing)
-Little man
-Hollibobs
-Bosoms/Bussies

Oh and "super". It's SUCH an American, teenage YouTuber word. "That coffee was SUPER strong." "He was SUPER drunk last night!" etc.