Words and phrases that annoy you or make you go Aghgh

[Aeroflotgirl]

Right here's a few of mine

Squee
Growing my boy or I have grown a fantastic boy
Famlam
Nom noms
Bestie
BFF
Boil my piss (just yuck)

Where do I start?

It is what it is.
The only thing to do is...
To be brutally honest.
Hubby
Hubster
Love you to the moon and back
Pished
Hot mess

Whereas I quite like MN
Are you on glue?
Did you mean to be so rude
And of course the classic...
LTB

'Peeps' - for people as in 'right peeps ... let get this meeting started' (gggrrrrrrrr)

'hump day' - meaning Wednesday

I mean, why?

Oh .. and 'touch base' (really??)

Ok peeps, let's touch base on humpday.

ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr

Luffs (instead of loves)

Picky bits

Nom nom

My bad

Pmsl (pissing myself laughing)

Are you actually sat there on the sofa, bus etc with piss running down your leg?

Gurt Lush they use a lot where i live. Also hate the word yummy lol

Hun. It's sounds so insincere.

What the fuck is a 'picky tea'?

Run It up the flagpole & see who salutes

Hellogabriel I think it's like lots of little snacks you can 'nibble at' instead of a main meal on one dish? I've only ever heard of it here. It makes me want to gag, the phrase.

Ahh

My own would have to be 'ping me an email'.

No. I'll send you one.

But picky tea is a THING:
hollyspantry.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/antipasto-plate-picky-tea.html?m=1

I'll ping you a message meaning I'll send you an email, it sounds pretentious and pathetic.

Another one that really gets on my tits is 'tech'. I hate that. We've got a lot of tech in our house.

"Amazeballs"

Can't actually believe it comes out of some adults mouths.

'Lil
sexy - when used to describe a child.

"my 'lil man looks so sexy in his new tracksuit"

Well," I/she/he/ turned round and said",
Conjures up visions of people spinning around on one leg before speaking, quite a "physical" conversation!

"Such a character."

"..turned around and said."

"Not being funny but..."

Poorly - as in are you poorly? I know it’s an English thing (I’m not English). But it’s an adverb... no sense whatsoever. Poorly what? Fed? Looked after? Just finish the sentence!

Such a character is often code for a total pain in the arse.

School boy error

When grown women talked about their 'best friend' What? are you 8 years old. Especially when they are referring to someone you know, just use their name.

But picky tea is a THING:
hollyspantry.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/antipasto-plate-picky-tea.html?m=1

This is a regular meal in our house. Do some people genuinely not have this or do they call it something other than "Picky Tea"?

I don't share the hatred of the term.

What I DO hate though is this new style of using verbs as adjectives. Example "woke" and "shook". What even is "woke"?

Pfb

F* off you lucky lucky easy breeders who can have more than one and didn't struggle with fertility issues.

This is my one chance.

Tbh I'm not very over protective but I still find the pfb just makes me want to cry as it reminds me of what I won't have and the norm and expectations of others

SugarPlumFerry Oh god you reminded me of 'woke' 'he's so woke' 😷😷😷 it doesn't make any sense and it's a grammatical horror show