To fancy the postman?

[SaturndayNight]

I don't know if it's because he brings me presents - daily at the moment.

Or because he's seen me half-dressed (half-naked I like to think).

Or because he's out there doing the hard work so I don't have to.

Or just because he's so lovely and handsome....

But it's quite a frisson opening the door each morning I have to say. I wonder if he feels it too....dreamy.....

Disclaimer: I'm married with children and am not about to begin a torrid affair with the postman.

For those who lancy dirty coalmen.....

Back in the days when I was a student one of the housemates had dropped out of college and got a job as a coalman. From the state he left the bath in, he wasnt just dirty, it was actually very gritty.

Getting down and dirty with a Coleman would doubtless lead to a lot of uncomfortable chafing....

My postman is attractive, my postman is my husband... who I’m currently divorcing due to him being an abusive arsehole

He’s not allowed to actually deliver my post anymore, his replacement isn’t quite so easy on the eye. Although I did have a parcel delivered today by a rather fetching young man... shame I’d literally just rolled out of bed and was in my gaping dressing down with bed head and panda eyes