o hink hey should jus shu he fecking school?

[PyongyangKipperbang]

Text at 8am that school will open at 10:30. Just got another one saying that school will be open then but if you can get in then it doesnt matter and wont affect attendance.

I know it was last minute (rained overnight and then froze, I have never seen a road that is literally an ice rink before), but surely a blanket closure would be more sensible?

Maryz - interesting question. Sort of a variant on what neuroscientists apparently (lightheartedly) call typoglycemia

We can miss out all the vowels and still read it. The brain is a pattern matcher.

As a teacher I'd like to know that if parents can get their children to school they would.

DH and I had to replace keys on our laptops after DS for hold of them when he was younger. This thread has reminded me that my space key is still sticking and I've been meaning to order a new one.

Depends on why it's broken but if the connector between the key and the board is playing up, you can usually pry the key off and replace it with a new one. You'd need to Google your laptop mode and replacement keys to see if they're available before prising it off though.

I feel like I'm spoiling the fun saying this though

Got hold. Not for hold. That was just autocorrect

Is anyone else feeling the urge to stealth boast?

tttttttttt

TTTTTTTTTTTTT

tttttttt or indeed TTTTTTT

And I can even say twat! He's a bit of a wa, doesn't quite hit the mark.

OP - do you write the scripts for League of Gentlemen?

I hae ha programme! Bu maybe I should, I could do wih he money :o

Have a blueooh keyboard now, bu is oo small, I am used o a full sized keyboard so sacked i off.

Alhough I am now hinking ha I migh plug i in for a few poss so you can see how woeful my yping is on ha!

It's like reading Irvine Welsh - I read the thread title and recoiled, thinking what language is this??

Won't someone, someone, save the t's!

very amusing

This threads hillarious

And we have a fuckwi on board!

Can ell ha he hols sared oday and hey are all allowed o say up lae

Nooooo, you've picked up the lingo on the other thread! They've brainwashed you!!

:o

Sorry OP should have explained.

This appeared in the first few minutes of League of Gentlemen yesterday evening. (I'm clearly the only person who watches it)

:o:o:o

here is a "" hief abou! Who knew ha he problem was so widespread?!

Ah, the joy of a busted laptop keyboard ;-)