o hink hey should jus shu he fecking school?

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Text at 8am that school will open at 10:30. Just got another one saying that school will be open then but if you can get in then it doesnt matter and wont affect attendance.

I know it was last minute (rained overnight and then froze, I have never seen a road that is literally an ice rink before), but surely a blanket closure would be more sensible?

an no and!

Thanks! I'll give 'Dear Leader' a whirl!

Ella Minnow Pea is a good book about missing letters, too. And one whose title is entirely compatible with a T-free approach to life...

OP I had this issue a few years ago with a old laptop. I ended up buying a small laptop keyboard like this and placed it over the keyboard and it worked really well (much cheaper than a new lapop too )

I am hinking I migh jus keep wih he no "" hing, excep on serious hreads of course, because no spending ages puing hem all on wih he fucking on screen keyboard is very liberaing!

This has shades of Misery about it

I don't think tht I hve lughed so much t post before. I relise it ws serious question, but you hve to dmit it ws hilrious to red. Cn we ll do this in future plese? Miss out letter I men!

Marvellous.

Doesn't auocorrec sore I OJ for you? Clearly no.

Get t on your clipboard, then you can just type Ctrl+v every time you want a letter t.

I had a broken c on a laptop - you get so used to it in the end that you'll automatically start doing the ctrl+v without thinking about it, much like shift for a capital in the middle of a sentence.

BTW try not to take screenshots of embarrassing things and then paste them merrily into a totally normal conversation. Have never done this

Oh my poor brain I just read the thread title as if it was normal and no I haven't had a drink,I'm wondering if one would help

It's really weird where we live when it comes to school closures,with some of the schools some parents are told in plenty of time others from the same school know nothing about the school being closed until they've turned up there with they're DC and then you have some schools that never seem to close even if it's dangerous and the staff can't all get in and they complain about any children that aren't in,they need to be more organized where we are.

I've been ignoring this thread all day as I thought it was some drunk person ranting nonsense.

Seriously get the keyboard fixed 😂

I've been ignoring this thread all day as I thought it was some drunk person ranting nonsense

I wasn his morning, however I am now on he ouside of half a bole of wine so you are half righ :o

ooooh Crtl V does work but I still think that not bothering is more fun!

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No way, his is fun!

I always like your posts OP. They're so well thought out and sensible normally. I'm seeing you in a whole new light here

I'm literally crying with laughter at this thread!
Not laughed like that in a long time, thank you OP! I even forgot what the original question was.

Agree with PP who suggested one for Classics!!

I always like your posts OP. They're so well thought out and sensible normally. I'm seeing you in a whole new light here

he MN version of your said MIL geing ra arsed and dancing on he able wih her knickers on her head!

I ruddy love his hread!

I feel stressed. I have no idea why your posts make me feel stressed but I have learnt something new about myself.

I need the letter T in my life.

If this was Hey Duggee you'd have sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sicky sicky sick sick

If his I mean

I agree acorns, I want to go and correct all the op's posts, putting the t's in the correct places.

It's making my eyes go funny

Though it's surprisingly easy to make sense - I wonder if that's the same for any letter, could we all read English perfectly well with missing out one or two random letters of the alphabet.

Hahah

This is really funny OP. have you tried stringing together a sentence with no T's?