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Nigella has totally stolen my thunder!

177 replies

JustCallMeJanet · 11/12/2017 20:38

I am watching Nigella's Christmas Table Angry

Stars are MY thing - I have star shaped bowls, starry patterned China, I make food into star shapes, I have star patterned furnishings. I have owned a starry scarf for YEARS!

My entire Christmas decor is star themed. How dare she steal my idea.

I OWN STARS! Angry

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FluffyWuffy100 · 11/12/2017 20:40

I’ll check that out on +1 to see how badly she stole your thunder :-)

Furgggggg12 · 11/12/2017 20:40
Grin
Whisky2014 · 11/12/2017 20:42

Lol

AnonEvent · 11/12/2017 20:42

I'm pretty sure Janet owns stars.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3105277-No-Janet-you-can-t-OWN-running

WellAlwaysHaveParis · 11/12/2017 20:43

How dare Nigella?! Shock Star-Janet Wink

StripeyDeckchair · 11/12/2017 20:43

I'm watching it too.
In my kitchen is a slow cooker full of red cabbage. I've used the same spices (plus nutmeg) but apple not cranberries (which I dislike).

Littlechocola · 11/12/2017 20:43

She annoys me because she’s so sexy all of the fucking time. She even breathes in a sexy way. How does she do that?

fairgame84 · 11/12/2017 20:45

Nigella is outrageous she's already janeted sexy breathing she can't take your stars!
Get her told.

JustCallMeJanet · 11/12/2017 20:46

Stripey do you own red cabbage?

I must say I own Chambord as well, Nigella >>Envy

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JustCallMeJanet · 11/12/2017 20:48

I don't own being sexy Sad

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TheFaerieQueene · 11/12/2017 20:53

I’ve just ordered some Creme de cacao blanc to make the cocktail from the beginning. (I have the vodka and chambord) 🍸

BeeFarseer · 11/12/2017 20:54

I own stars! I have them tattooed on me. Grin I'm Brian and so's my wife

Janetjanetjanet · 11/12/2017 20:56

Er, no, stars are mine ladeez.

shushpenfold · 11/12/2017 20:56

We’ve just had the entire family snorting with laughter at the ‘nubbly buff coloured batter’. I don’t think it’s the reaction she’s going for.

Notevilstepmother · 11/12/2017 20:59

I think you will find stars at Christmas are mine mine mine.

I always do stars and I have a special set of different sized star cutters for icing the cake and making star ginger biscuits and everything.

LizzieSiddal · 11/12/2017 20:59

Dh just said he doesn’t like watching Nigella as he knows our Xmas food will never be as good as hers. Xmas Shock.

He also said “look at all those lights and decorations, it’s all so lovely” Xmas Hmm

Shall I LTB?!

ShizzleYoDrizzle · 11/12/2017 20:59

No offence OP, but are your stars as posh and as West London as Nigella's? I have a hunch that your stars are a tad more provincial.

So busy yourself with your suburban stars, they're of no interest to the luminous skinned Nigella.

colouringinagain · 11/12/2017 21:01

OMG I want that dinner!!!

BeeFarseer · 11/12/2017 21:02

My stars are scouse stars. I have alliteration on my side.

PurpleDaisies · 11/12/2017 21:04

It it just me or did she spend an inordinately long time pricking things with a cocktail stick?

JustCallMeJanet · 11/12/2017 21:06

@ShizzleYoDrizzle how fucking dare you! You are just a keyboard warrior, insulting people from the protection of your provincial existence. Mine, I'll have you know, are very high end stars.

Also, stars are for life, not just for Christmas.

Amateurs Xmas Grin

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dementedma · 11/12/2017 21:07

well I own fairy lights so there!

WhatWouldLeslieKnopeDo · 11/12/2017 21:08

Every Christmas my mum whinges bitterly about how she was doing star mince pies before Nigella

strongandlong · 11/12/2017 21:09

Properly laughing at "I have a hunch that your stars are a tad more provincial". Sorry Janet Xmas Blush

JustCallMeJanet · 11/12/2017 21:10

@LizzieSiddal I feel your pain, dh said the decorations I had laboured over were bland. I agree, LTB.

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