Nigella has totally stolen my thunder!

[JustCallMeJanet]

I am watching Nigella's Christmas Table

Stars are MY thing - I have star shaped bowls, starry patterned China, I make food into star shapes, I have star patterned furnishings. I have owned a starry scarf for YEARS!

My entire Christmas decor is star themed. How dare she steal my idea.

I OWN STARS!

YY - and she's obvs put it up for sale on eBay as she's been rumbled

I wish she’d stop smiling all the time. When she’s measuring out ingredients, when she’s plunging her hands into some concoction, when she’s doing anything at all, she’s got that unnecessary and almost sexy little smile.

Mind you, if I’d be married to Saatchi and now wasn’t, I’d probably smile a lot too.