No Janet you can’t OWN running

[Janetsadick]

It’s not “your” hobby.

Nobody is stealing your thunder by taking up running.

If you faux roll your eyes and mention it again I’m going to throw a fucking stapler at your head

AIBU?

fizzy THAT is a perfect definition.* Prizes go to you.*

I think that I Janet Venice, I'm actually quite embarrassed for myself

Growing up my Janet owned horses, dogs, books, tinted moisturizer, Levi’s and boys.

Then in our twenties she owned traveling, Camper shoes, organic food, cooking, New Zealand, weddings, massages and photography.

In our thirties she owned being a mother, gardening, counseling, ageing parents and natural fibers.

Now we are in our forties she owns being too busy to ever text or call. Which, frankly, in something of a fucking relief. I own being relieved.

I own learning Welsh whilst ironing and with a full bladder. No-one else wants that one.

I used to work with someone called Janet who cycled the 20 miles in to the office each day. Either ran or swam EVERY day at lunch and rhen cycled home. She would eat constantly all day - weird stuff that looked like bark and stank.

Maybe all Janets are born runners.

This thread was originally just a source of amusement to me. Until about page 13 when it dawned on me that I am beinG Wendyed by someone!! Argh!!

Is there a Janet and Roy thread this year?

Clearly I am the Janet of changing the topic of conversation. So no more going off on a tangent you lot!!

I read on here someone was claiming that if the fire alarm is going off at work and a person's blocking the exit or not exiting quick enough, you can punch them out. I think next time Janet mentions running you should pull the alarm and deck her while shouting 'get out of my way i smell burning'.

Going by your definition of janetsplain @fizzygreenwater I can confirm I know Janets of:
Feminism
Working hard
Having two children to look after
Exercise

God, Janet owns running. Just deal with it, people

Don't you dare try to breach the law

(Actually, who is Janet?)

My Janet is a Justine.
She owns the Gym.
EVERYTHING relates to the “3.5 hours a day” she spends in the gym. And the posts about how fat she looks in the mirror but her “clothes say differently”
#gymbunny
#workout
#sweatybetty
#ohpissoffjustine

Fucking Janet.

GetOutOfMYGarden is that a new swearword...?

And no I shan't I'm currently peering in the window at you. Lasciviously.

Who is Janet anyway? I'm starting to think mumsnet exists to befuddle minds

Well I own a "bad back", none of you can have one, only me, its mine its especially not for you JANET I also invented comedy. You've really pissed me off op.

Seriously, who is Janet??

This thread is confusing me now.

This reminds me of 'Shut up Barbara!' What was the thread?

There is no one Janet.
Janets are legion.

The op knows someone called Janet, we all know people who act like her so we have our own Janets bullet

Hmm, metaphysics.

So Janet is a concept.

"Is there a Janet and Roy thread this year?"

I very much doubt it as things ain't wot they used to be these days

I WANT A REAL LIFE JANET, GODAMMIT thumps table

Have we got a Janet to blame? Where is she, will she come out of hiding? Speak up, Janet!

We need a figurehead, like witchhunts in days of old

Janet can't run for shit.

Who's Janet?

Well Janet is the expert in metaphysics so ask her...

Are all people like this called Janet?

Or are all Janets like this?

I can't believe Janet Ellis is a Janet...

Aha, I see seagreengirl confessed upthread. We knows now who Janet is.
This reminds me of the song 'Alice, Alice, who the fuck is Alice'