AIBU to ask if any mumsnetters have had a vajacial?

[NotSuchASmugMarriedNow1]

I'm really considering having one. Are they really a thing? I've got horrid small bumps and spots and ingrown hairs "down there" so was wondering if this might be a solution?

Anyone?

A what now??!! Sounds like a recipe for a nice bout of thrush to me!! Lol. Erm.... no.

Yuk...sounds gross

No recommendations then? Anyone know anywhere that does them?

You want a bottle of Tend Skin. It’s on Amazon, put it on with a cotton wool pad and the bumps literally go in a day or two.

I can't say I've heard of them op but maybe try giving Brian from Hull a quick email?

Personally I used bleach, a flamethrower & one of those ride on mowers that I pay a lower class gent to ride roughshod over my pubic thatch

Hootie I laughed like a drain, cheers.

I think the solution is to probably just stop lookin

I braid my foof hair, lasts for a month.

Another vote for a bottle of Tend Skin. Amazing stuff for ingrown hairs all over the body.

lol at you guys

i'm gonna try the tend skin. thanks. i've tried skin doctors ingrow go but that didn't do anything

Sandpaper works for me.

you see if you left your fanny alone you wouldn't have the bumps and the ingrown hair. pubic hair is there for a reason fgs!

A luxuriant merkin hides a multitude of sins and saves on heating this time of year.

Crunchtime LOL

crunchtime i've never waxed or shaved my vagina - ingrown hairs and lumps and bumps happen to people who don't shave and wax as well as people who do.

troubled haha!

if you identify as a man this won't happen.

#problemsolved

You need a black and decker sander. Smooths all the bumps.

I epilate and Tend Skin is the bomb.

A man foof needs vajacials, too. You are terfing, @pisacake .

What on earth is it? Like someone actually with their face down there faffing about with your fanny?!

Someone down there smoothing out the bumps? Fuck that shit.

Coarse grit sandpaper is a must for your sander.

A man foof needs vajacials, too. You are terfing, @pisacake grin.

Not if it identifies as a penis!