AIBU to ask if any mumsnetters have had a vajacial?

[NotSuchASmugMarriedNow1]

I'm really considering having one. Are they really a thing? I've got horrid small bumps and spots and ingrown hairs "down there" so was wondering if this might be a solution?

Anyone?

Alas crunchtime my lady garden is entirely intended (it's better for the bees that way) and sadly the ingrowing hairs do attack on occasion.

In that case it needs penacials. Hair is hair.

This is what happens when everyone shaves/veets/waxes in places where those of us who are ancient old gimmers know there should be hair

It's an altogether new variation of beard rash.

WTF is a vajacial?

WTF is a vajacial?

Never heard of them either, but I'm taking a random guess it's a facial for somewhere a bit more South than your face

Not if it identifies as a penis!

Looks down anxiously in case Owen waves back

They scrub your fanny a bit.

I imagine the following, C8H10N4O2: Take a well-groomed beautician. Give her a gynaecologist's chair and lots of tiny tubs of potions at £80 a pop. Hold your foof up high so she can cover it in potions. Pay a weekly wage. Be beautiful where the sun don't shine.

Never heard of them either, but I'm taking a random guess it's a facial for somewhere a bit more South than your face

Probably doesn't help that I'm not a Spa person - I've never had a facial which magnifies the weird in my head!

Rub some coffee grounds in. Seriously - amazing stuff.

Pay a weekly wage. Be beautiful where the sun don't shine.

But, since I don't have a beautician budget that would come out of the budget - is it truly worth it?

Out of the booze budget - no way.

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow1 Sat 25-Nov-17 23:45:38
I'm really considering having one. Are they really a thing? I've got horrid small bumps and spots and ingrown hairs "down there" so was wondering if this might be a solution?

Anyone?

Sorry OP.

😂😆

Happy to help if needed

I thought winter was the time when the wild minge grows? What's all this about getting it out?

I’m surprised no one has asked if you mean a vulvacial yet 😂

Now what I really want to know if any Mumsnetters DH have tried some glueing some festive decorations to their bratwurst yet.

I’ve not had one but there is this report with Huffington Post... www.huffingtonpost.ca/madelyn-chung/vajacial_b_6647724.html

Just when you thought you couldn't find anything else to waste money on....

I find that sudocreme is the answer to most of life’s problems.

Ingrown hairs can attack even if you don't shave/wax/whatever. Some people are just more prone to them than others. Tend Skin is very good at sorting them.

my father in law treated my mother in law to one, they were on holiday in Bangkok and he just thought she'd like it.She is 79. Since her return, she is a new woman, 'no more unsightly tufts and crust' for me she says.I'm having mine done next week, in time for the christmas rush.