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AIBU to think Friends With Benefits, is a bit tacky?

956 replies

brasty · 22/11/2017 17:46

Maybe I am? But this seems to be much more common amongst young people. It all just makes me feel a bit "disgusted of Tunbridge Wells".

OP posts:
sleeponeday · 26/11/2017 02:36

Sufficiently unfulfilled that s/he's trolling over here, anyway.

Yes, yes, report me. But the most cursory search of posting makes it fairly obvious. The dinner party caterers was a red flag, but the old school bully as the victim's child's nursery worker was the dead giveaway. You've overegged this pudding, Dani.

Graphista · 26/11/2017 04:46

Jilly12345 -

1 don't be so fucking patronising
2 I've actually been TOLD by friends in unhappy ltr that they'd prefer this kind of set up
3 I can assure you I for one am neither pathetic nor desperate. There are people who want/have wanted to date me so I'm hardly undateable. I don't just shag anyone I'm quite fussy actually, this setup suits ME not just the people I shag.
4 I am DEFINITELY not being used! It's a mutually beneficial arrangement.

What is your problem with women enjoying sex purely as a physical activity that feels very good? I suspect if you knew the full range of what some of us enjoy you'd be in shock!

"I can't understand why people cannot get it into their fucking heads that these arrangements are mutual. No-one is using anyone

Exactly. If anything the married women are being used more than we are.

We give up nothing. We owe the fwb nothing and vice versa.

How many married women complain on here that their DP / DH does nothing with the kids and no house work. There is massive thread about a woman wanting to divorce her husband for machine washing her hand wash knickers.

Women give up careers, earning capacity and from the number of threads I see on here it is to men that use them like domestic slaves. They can end up in the position they cant afford to leave the useless man or if they have more money than him having to give him half of everything they bought.

But let me get this straight, those in a non committed relationship are being used?!

Right." Absolutely! I understand people staying in happy ltr but every time I read of a woman that's miserable in one I do think "ffs why?" It's really not necessary now.

danitruth what UTTER nonsense, how DARE you assume we're modelling anything 'unhealthy' to our children! IF they even know about it - which most don't, then what the hell is wrong with them knowing that marriage and monogamy are NOT the only options? FAR too many women - myself included - end up in MISERABLE even abusive marriages/ltr because supposedly ltr/monogamy are 'right' - says who? Unless you're religious (and it depends on the religion) NOBODY there's no evidence that ltr and monogamy are better - especially for women! As for the idea that just because I'm a mother I don't deserve a decent sex life - ODFOD!!

And I have NEVER had anyone over when my daughter has been home. (Now this will REALLY shock some posters but - sex doesn't only happen at night!!) I have not only been safe in terms of sexual health but in terms of personal safety too - there's people on mn that have moved in blokes with their kids KNOWING They are addicts/violent/sexually abusive to CHILDREN or who won't leave men like this leaving their children exposed to them - how the bloody hell is what I do WORSE than that?! Dd has not had a series of 'new daddies' in and out of her life either so no emotional trauma.

And how the hell has fwb anything to do with divorce?? I'm single, the people I shag are single... No affairs involved! When I was married though my now ex was basically shagging everything that moved - look on the relationships board on here and see how many women are left for other women that neither the cheating man nor the ow would describe their situation as fwb. So AGAIN total nonsense.

"Your anger at people who make different lifestyle choices to you doesn't exactly indicate someone who's entirely happy with their lot in life." Totally agree!

Marriage rates are slowing mainly because living together is far more the norm now. There's less stigma to it, to having children 'out of wedlock' plus most people don't practice a religion in that way in the U.K. Now.

Being married is NOT A moral badge of honour.

"Everyone likes sex but a proper relationship where you are in love is far superior" that's not true for everyone. I have friends that have never been and never want to be in a ltr. Not sure about myself, it would have to be someone very special, very sexually open minded for me to go into a ltr again.

My 2 closest friends who both know about this are married very happily, one had fwb herself in the past, one has only slept with 3 men in her life 2 of those her husbands. The 3rd a ltr but they never married. She's also a practicing Catholic and even she isn't judgmental like some on this thread!

I'm definitely NOT middle class, wtf class has to do with it I do not know!

Bigley - spot on!

The relationships board is predominantly women in miserable, even abusive ltr, FAR from showing fwb doesn't work it shows ltr don't really work imo. I know a lot of people by virtue of moving around a lot etc, I know VERY few people in genuinely happy ltr - 14 couples actually out of over 250 friends, 5 of those couples in the same family! (Not mine)

Nancy -

A IF those of us in fwb arrangements are 'bitchy' it's mainly in response to the nastiness from certain posters towards us.
B we haven't said ltr can't work for ANYONE yet those of you in ltr who WON'T accept fwb works for SOME people are being incredibly arrogant

"I don't think there is anyone that actually thinks just sex is better than love AND sex." Depends how good the sex is Wink

Condom bunting Grin

Would have to be ecards for me or I'd be destroying half a forest! Shock

"I mean children don't need dads do they?!" That is SO fucking out of order I don't know where to begin! Many many single mums choose for damn good reasons not to have their children's father in their lives (abuse mainly) and for the same reasons don't want another relationship - Also I DARE you to say that to 2 of the very happy couples I know who are lesbians with children - what century are you living in? 16th century puritanical Salem?!! Angry

I highly doubt you are SO morally superior that you are SO much better than anyone that has casual sex.

We are NOT predisposed to find love at all - even love match for marriage as a concept is a VERY recent idea. We are predisposed to procreate - that involves sex and lots of it!

As for the latter nonsense, I married at 23 and had my daughter at 28, she's now almost 17 and in an excellent job with great prospects which includes them paying for her to do a degree if she chooses.

I'm perfectly capable of love I have friends and family I love dearly and who love me and have done (in the case of my closest friends not just family) for over 30 years.

Conversely my ex now married to one of the many ow is still shagging around, likely not safely either and 2nd wife has 5 kids because every time he has an affair her response is to get pregnant! How many kids he now has scattered about goodness only knows!! Yet according to danitruth I'm a 'whore' and they're a 'respectable married couple'.

"Pretty much. I teach my daughter about safety and consent. So I do hope she follows that, yes." Yep I've also taught mine she's allowed to enjoy it too!

"You don't need to be Freud to figure out who on this thread has a less than fulfilling sex life..." Just what I was thinking.

BitchQueen90 · 26/11/2017 06:42

Oh do fuck off Dani. Why do you hate women so much?

My DS has a father, one who he sees very regularly. My seedy little FWB arrangement has absolutely no impact on him as he doesn't know about it. One could argue that I would disrupt his life even more by having a proper boyfriend around, someone trying to play the role of another parent that he doesn't need. No thank you.

Dozer · 26/11/2017 06:46

What a long mansplain!

Coconutspongexo · 26/11/2017 07:08

Yesterday 23:02 Danitruth

So much nonsense. All single and happy, all by choice and it's the best thing ever right? I mean children don't need dads do they?! Let's just be free and easy and screw around because we can't hack commitment or compromise our precious egos.

I honestly didn’t realise that if I choose to have sex with someone else regularly my sons Dad ceases to exist, why didn’t anyone tell me?? Why wasn’t I taught this in University???

Roussette · 26/11/2017 07:47

One thing that's become apparent to me reading the overnight posts.... Dani needs a good seeing-to!

I am shocked at some of the views on here and Graphista has summed it up nicely. Whilst happily married myself, I have had a FWB arrangement previously and what has occurred to me is that those on here who are divorced and bringing up children whilst discreetly having a FWB are actually selfless.... they are not looking for settling down again at whatever cost - there's some awful men out there and they aren't subjecting their DCs to them because they want stability for their children and don't want to ship in some bloke to act as Daddy just because traditional marriage is a much coveted badge of honour.

I never knew views like this existed on MN actually, I've not really seen it before, I've been here 12 years and I'm old (!) and it's a complete revelation and not one I like. I enjoy being on MN (even though my brood are now grown up) because it's a slice of modern life and keeps me aware but views like Dani and Jilly makes me think I've gone back in time. As I've said before when I had my FWB in the early 1980s, I never met judgmental views like this. Perhaps it's the Trump effect....

Nancy91 · 26/11/2017 08:38

People stating that those in monogamous relationships aren't as happy must never have been in a good one. The sex is still amazing (and in my case, almost on tap!) and I would just leave if I thought a fwb arrangement would be better, but I know it wouldn't because of all the extra things I get from my relationship.

People are hardly going to come on MN and start threads about how lovely their partner is, but they will probably only post after something bad has happened, looking for advice. Maybe that has painted a bad picture of relationships for some people.

A friend with benefits will stop seeing you the second they find someone they have feelings for. Love is better than sex. It is silly to deny that, even if you aren't actively looking for someone.

Notreallyarsed · 26/11/2017 08:41

Love is better than sex

But if you don’t want a relationship, just sex, then surely FWB is ideal? I’m in a LTR, I totally agree about love and sex being fantastic. But I also recognise that that’s my opinion, which is equally as valid as someone who doesn’t want a relationship and just wants great sex.
I’m happy as I am, they’re happy as they are. No problem for anyone Smile

WinchestersInATardis · 26/11/2017 08:56

Nancy91, no one has said that people in long term relationships always aren't as happy. Only that some people aren't.

It all depends on the individual. Some people are happier in long term monogamous relationships and others are not. I am not.

And the whole point of it being a friend with benefits is that if they do find someone they want to have a LTR with, you're happy for them and it's fine. Because they're a friend, not a boyfriend.

If you believe love is superior to sex, excellent. I'm glad it works for you but quit telling those of us who don't want it that it's the case for us too.

We do know our own minds and have experiences of relationships and the world outside of the MN relationship boards.

WinchestersInATardis · 26/11/2017 09:05

Just to kind of hammer home the point:
Suppose I were to dream up the perfect man for me: similar interests, sense of humour, completely sexually compatible, adore his company etc etc.
I still wouldn't want to get into a long term monogamous relationship with him.
Because I like being single. I like my life as it is.
I wish all those wanting long term relationships their own perfectly compatible man and wish them well, but Mr Perfect won't be perfectly compatible for me if he wants a long term relationship because I don't.

SuzukiLi · 26/11/2017 09:08

Oh my god what's so slutty about sitting on the same face for the past 2 years?

Definitely doesn't make me a whore, he never leaves a tip.

JacquesHammer · 26/11/2017 09:11

Definitely doesn't make me a whore, he never leaves a tip.

Grin
TheStoic · 26/11/2017 09:13

Love is better than sex

Tomatoes are better than potatoes. Chocolate is better than cheese.

See how that’s a very personal opinion?

Nancy91 · 26/11/2017 09:26

The denial is strong here Grin

JacquesHammer · 26/11/2017 09:29

The denial is strong here

What's strong is the apparent insecurity of some posters. If you were truly happy, you wouldn't be so invested in telling other people how they were feeling about their own sex lives.

Single, happy, fulfilled women are still something of an anathema. It's seemingly making you extremely nervous that there are people who don't fit into the tidy little "happily married" box.

I'm terribly happy unmarried Grin

Coconutspongexo · 26/11/2017 09:33

Nancy give it a rest.

I could say you’re in denial Hmm

Love is better than sex for some people, some people don’t form those attachments to people therefor sex is better than love.

I don’t think you should be telling anyone what is better for them

Olicity17 · 26/11/2017 09:34

The denial is strong here

Yes it is. The strong denial that anyone can be happy outside a relationship.

I find it odd (as someone who prefers relationships) that people can get that we are all different. Its almost as though some people are so invested in their opinion that their relationship makes them superior in some way, that they cant accept that not everyone is jealous of them.

surferjet · 26/11/2017 09:37

FWB suits men.
Not sure many women are happy with it, but they probably say they are.

JacquesHammer · 26/11/2017 09:41

@surferjet it's almost like you need to RTFT

Shockers · 26/11/2017 09:42

Bloody hell!

I’d rather be the sort of person who has fun, consensual shags with a person I trust, than a judgemental shrew who lols at their own meanness, can’t spell droll and doesn’t appear to know the definition of whore.

JacquesHammer · 26/11/2017 09:52

The two attitudes of the camps on this thread speak volumes.

People with FWB:

"Yeah, we're really happy. It won't work for everyone but as long as you're happy in what you do that's fine"

People without FWB

"No you're wrong, you can't possible feel the way you say you do, you're lying, you all aspire to be in a relationship, love is best. Do it our way, it's the only right way"

surferjet · 26/11/2017 10:00

Thread is too long to RTFT, I’m just responding to the op. But I’m sure lots of people are saying they’re happy with a FWB situation - I just don’t get how they genuinely can be?
If he’s your friend you obviously like him, & if you're having sex with him you obvious fancy him - so it sounds like you’re just taking what he’s prepared to give. I’m sure it (occasionally) happens where the woman is completely in control, but it definitely seems more of a man friendly arrangement.

Olicity17 · 26/11/2017 10:01

JacquesHammer to be fair, i am neither camp. But would join the group who dp have fwb.

I dont want a fwb set up. Its not for me. But i will damned if i set up camp with 'relationships are the superior way/only way/ the right way and anything else makes you a whore' camp.

Can i be a honorary member of the fwb camp? I think i would prefer it there Grin

Shockers · 26/11/2017 10:02

Me too Olicity!

Olicity17 · 26/11/2017 10:04

Its really quite disturbing how many people group women into one group that must, secretly, want a realtionship.

How can people not conceive that not all women think, feel, want the same. And plenty of women are happy without a relationship.

Do people really think all women are only happy when in a relationship? And they would do anything in pursuit of that?

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