I threatened to post this , so I have

[Guiltypleasures001]

Is he a complete bastard or AIBU

Dh has just brought me in half of a hot apple pie on a plate with a fork, I said " I can't eat this it without custard" it's shit isn't it, he said tough just suck it up.

I'm now getting smug slurpy sounds and looks as he shovels his in his gob, and he's eagerly awaiting
The mumsnet massive replys.

I need custard ffs otherwise it's just too dry 😒

YA so NBU if the custard is cold.

SecretSmellies - oohhh. That sounds lovely...sudden craving for an Irish coffee.

YANBU about the custard OP.

I now want apple pie and custard more than anything on earth.

Either custard or lovely vanilla ice cream or extra thick cream

Don't like apple pie either way.

I hate this " hilarious - light hearted " threads. They're so shit hmm

I hate sneery "mean girl" posters. But I guess everyone has a right to post what they want...

Clovertoast

Then dont go one the threads...its not fucking rocket science

I hate this " hilarious - light hearted " threads. They're so shit hmm

Yet you felt the need to post.

Looking at DH asleep on sofa wondering if I should eat his chocolate

You are all wrong
It needs lashings and lashings of clotted cream

It needs evaporated milk.

witches it is your duty to eat the chocolate!

No way would I have ate it without custard. Yuk.

Would have got it myself.

And I would have made sure I behaved the same towards him soon - about something!!!

witches it is your duty to eat the chocolate!

Too right. I did ask him if I could although as he is asleep he can't say no

YADNBU, it's like making an apple crumble but leaving out the apples! custard is a key ingredient.

YABU to eat apple pie...all that minging pastry

Now crumble on the other hand, a crumble is a sacred dish but should never be attempted without custard
As far as I’m concerned the custard is a constituent ingredient; it’s like eating weetabix without an inch of caster sugar on top, you just wouldn’t would you 😄

All dessert needs 'sauce' either cream, ice cream or custard. DH is only just learning this after 11years together and often gets it wrong - custard with key lime pie anyone?

Custard is horrible.

Apple pie is quite wet enough.

Only one thing for it tell him to get the Fuck out and either get custard,fresh cream or ice cream or your off to see your lawyer!

Hot custard (preferably Birds, not that tinned muck) plus ice cream and also pouring cream .

Or a McDonalds apple pie with a toffee sundae on the side.

HTH.

Its almost as if I'm the only person that makes hot jam sauce.
You know you want it now....

No no no to custard. Would like lovely thick cream but would eat with ice cream or plain but would walk away if touched by custard.

It DOES need custard, but just on principle I would have forced it down

Looking at DH asleep on sofa wondering if I should eat his chocolate

I'm sorry - I can't see the problem here.

Of COURSE you should eat his chocolate

Half of a whole pie!?

Yes 'twas a whole half 😱 and just like dh was lush, but I'll not say that out loud
And yes if anyone's asleep on a sofa, their chocolate goodies are fair game , nods sagely

And many thanks for the many posters who replied in the spirit of my post, may your weekend be
Filled with the desert of your choice. 💐