I threatened to post this , so I have

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Is he a complete bastard or AIBU

Dh has just brought me in half of a hot apple pie on a plate with a fork, I said " I can't eat this it without custard" it's shit isn't it, he said tough just suck it up.

I'm now getting smug slurpy sounds and looks as he shovels his in his gob, and he's eagerly awaiting
The mumsnet massive replys.

I need custard ffs otherwise it's just too dry 😒

Ah OP bad typo from me. I meant to say 'he's massively scrummy, or the pie?' You said 'he's scrummy' above. If you have either a scrummy husband or a scrummy pie I'm envious!

Why didn't you send him back to Tesco? Tell him 'learnt helplessness' isn't attractive.

😂

It definitely needs something - ice cream, cream or custard. Preferably all 3.

I want Apple Pie now 😏

Must be hot custard or Hagen das salted caramel

The man did good. Custard would ruin it.

I eat tinned aldi custard straight from the tin, at room temperature - so not best to judge on all things custard wise.

Do the same with rice pudding.

Beans - not so much.

YABU. Everyone knows you have apple pie with ice cream

My mum used to put milk with apple pie, surprisingly ok but you actually need vanilla ice cream - and to go get it yourself, the exercise will do your cold good 😀

I think he's a bit of a saint, I'd have told you what to do if you'd have moaned about it at me!

Apple pie is not great but if you just have to it, it’s with vanilla ice cream.

Just give me the custard. You can keep your apple pie.

I second custard, but also offer up crème fraiche. Naked apple pie is just wrong.

Apple pie needs ice cream, apple crumble needs custard. HTH.

It needs custard but id of ate it anyway. I have melt in the middle chocolate puddings in the fridge and i wasnt eating them til i had a tub of custard to go with them

Custard is yuk.

I wouldn't have eaten it without custard either 😡

Oh how disappointing op. I love apple pie but couldn't eat it dry.
Whipped cream, custard, ice cream/pouring cream. In that order of preference.

I have several tins of custard bought to satisfy a craving. I have no tin opener. It's like torture.

This is where I know I'm being unreasonable

I would have had the custard cold/room temp because heated custard gives me the rage, don't ask me why. He is a love, and he's wiggling his eyebrows at me as I read out all the replys.

Oh and he did say he would eat mine if I didn't want it, I managed to ram it down whilst letting him know how much better it would have been with custard. 😎

It's all wrong.

It must be crumble and it must be creme fraiche.

Custard is too sweet for that.

heated custard gives me the rage

Massive drip feed OP. Frankly, you deserve each other.

Heated custard is revolting.

It needs custard, cream AND ice cream OP!

This ^^. But I would still have eaten it, dry or not!

YANBU and I wouldnt have eaten it.

You should have made him go out and buy some custard. Or, better still, clotted cream.

Only if the custard is cold!

Ahhh now I want some custard!