No no no no no

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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

OneOfTheGrundys Sorry. Rant away. Maybe we can agree on "People who say 'I'm a bit OCD' because they don't like them and their houses to be covered in filth?"

Dailymail ... or people who say “I’m a bit anal...” as in I just like things organised.

Swimming pool lane hoggers.

Or those who swim two lengths and then spend twenty minutes stretching in the shallow end in budgie smugglers, thus stopping me from swimming a complete length.

Yes. Agreed. They can fuck right off.

I'm chuckling while reading and agreeing with so many of these
It's drawRs btw not draWs (Scottish)

Add in, people who spit in the street, people who don't pick up their dog mess (or who do pick up but then leave the bags on garden walls or hanging from bushes), people who say haitch for 'h', cigarette smoke, phone zombies.....

'Pacific' instead of 'specific' AAAHHHH!

Daddy long legs - just NO!!

People who misspell "definitely" as "defiantly".
People who say "I'm OCD". No. You have OCD. Except you probably don't. You probably just like some semblance of order in your life, like the rest of us, but for reasons unknown to man, you think you warrant a special label.

People who say ‘myself’ / ‘yourself’ instead of me and you.

Being addressed by someone (either singly or in a group) as “you guys”.

Road works not finishing by their designated completion date - the date which is brazenly displayed on the gazillion signs alongside the queues of traffic slowly inching past.

Dog shit bags hanging in trees. Or left anywhere really, apart from the bin. How many millions of years will it take for all the plastic-covered dog shit in the world to decompose?

Put who spell the 'swap' as 'swop'.
'Can any swop their (there!!) shift with me?'

Haha that will teach me for being a snob!
*the word swap

See through leggings worn as trousers

And the wearer of said item always, ALWAYS has white pants on.

Jeans ripped at the knees. I just don't get it.

Bregzit

'Should of done...', instead of 'should have done'.

'We was going...', instead of 'we were going'.

Or no pants

People who step through the doorway to a shop, airport, station etc. then stop dead, gazing in wonder as if they've just crossed a portal to another dimension.
People at airports who stand in the queue for security for 20 minutes and then don't have liquids in bags, leave their belts on and get sent back, keep their coats on, laptops still in bags.... why is it all a big surprise to them? What did they think we were queuing up for?

People who say Legos.

And when my daughter says "math". You're not American FFS.

Should of instead of should have

Egg-zit or Bregg-zit

There are no Gs! It’s exit. EX not EGGS. Drives me batty.

Definitely written as defiantly

Cutesy overfamiliar pseudo spiritual wanksplattery scrawled on food packaging by cynical manufacturers (your fucking crap overpriced smoothies are made in a factory not spun from sunshine to make my morning blessed you pretentious pricks)

Vocaaaaaal fryyyyyyy

Selfish turds who cycle on the pavement

See through leggings worn as trousers

And the wearer of said item always, ALWAYS has white pants on.

Knew a lady who went for white leggings and no pants. Rather dark haired. Known behind her back as "Teabag."

Grrrr Lidls, Asdas, Tescos

And I can't bear people spitting in the street/anywhere/ including the sports field or while out running. Grim bastards.

I can't make draws, drawers, claws and wars not rhyme!