No no no no no

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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

That’s reminded me lottie.

Men who wear loafers with those twatting tassley bits with no socks.

NO.

Shaped eyebrow men. No. No. No.

Men with long fingernails. Especially if they are dirty

Taxis who think they have a right to stop wherever the hell they please!

Accidentally making eye contact with someone as you bite a banana....

People who describe themselves as 'random' or something they do as 'random'. It's never random, these people are always the least random people of life.

Also when people describe themselves as 'bubbly', and the word bubbly in general!

My mum used to always say funky and quirky too, more words that make my skin crawl

people describing surfers as 'surf dudes'

People who insist on trying to open the door of a public toilet when you are in it, even though it is very clearly locked, says engaged, has a red indicator on it.

‘Surf dudes’ omg the toilet one - yes! I agree.

Drunken groups of girls banging on the disabled toilet door in a pub, screaming shouting and saying hurry the fuck up. I’m disabled, I’m slow and now I’m intimidated. Do your coke somewhere else, fuckwits.

Jacob Rees Mogg
Boris Johnson

'On trend'

Writing defiantly instead of definitely.

Agree with this. Or definately instead of definitely. Why can't most adults spell definitely? There is no bloody A in it anywhere.

The woman in the supermarket yesterday wearing the t-shirt saying “rocking the spoilt wife life” no no no no

Michael Gove opening his vile mouth, ever.

I saw a post the other day that had definately and defiantly in meaning definitely. How can you get it wrong twice

And there is no such word as loosing.

Yes! When someone types ‘defiantly’ instead, I just think, well, they’re two very different words, c’mon people.

There is though pandora, it’s akin to letting sth free.

Say what?

Ha sorry.

I meant the verb, going to back away now slowly.

www.dictionary.com/browse/loose.

Gotten

Chow
Chowed down
Reached out
Called her/him out on....

The posts with no capital letters, punctuation and/or paragraphs.

Why??

Gifted

eg my neighbour gifted me these flowers

No. My neighbour gave me these flowers

People who say

Summink instead of something

Turnt instead of turned

People who start each sentence with “l’m vegan”

This thread is like therapy!

Men with long nails
People who say "your" instead of "you'll" or "you will"
Kitten heels