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WoofWoofMooWoof · 18/10/2017 20:33

I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

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WoofWoofMooWoof · 20/10/2017 12:26

I just saw a man in his late 50s in a waiting room. He was wearing a pink t-shirt and skin-tight white chinos. I mean skin-tight - his rather squashed package was quite impressive I must say. The chinos came above his ankles.
And brown shoes. It just looked so very wrong.

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WoofWoofMooWoof · 20/10/2017 12:27

More than one person has mentioned 'holibobs'. What is it? I've never heard it.

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IrishNinja · 20/10/2017 12:35

Holibobs is a really smug and childish way of saying holidays.....thankfully I know no one that's says it.

CoughLaughFart · 20/10/2017 12:35

A horribly twee and 'ooh, I'm so kooky' way of saying 'holidays' 😏

CoughLaughFart · 20/10/2017 12:39

People who type 'too long; didn't read' (or worse, 'tl;dr') in response to MN threads, Facebook posts etc. It's basically saying 'Not only do I have the attention span of a gnat, I'm actually proud of it'.

Purplealienpuke · 20/10/2017 12:41

Realising that chocolate you've just munched was the last one in the box 😢
Why is all the chocolate gone???? (Deliberate grammatical faux par, I love Pirates of the Caribbean!!)

BeyondNoone · 20/10/2017 13:19

Bru-fen
Eye-Bru-fen
Eye-Bru-pro-fen even.

No. It's "bu" not "bru"

Shockers · 20/10/2017 13:21

www.facebook.com/FunniestPicturesss/videos/520887714951860/

Pomegranates Grin.

JokersRus · 20/10/2017 13:22

People who post certain "quotes" about loyalty, jealousy etc, etc and then immediately post something after, along the lines of " my post wasn't aimed at you, but if you thought it was, then clearly your guilty of the same"
Then the post was aimed at them really, wasn't it???

People who document every, tiny, little aspect of their life on social media. I don't care about the size, colour and texture of your daughter's shit! - unfollwed, ain't got time for that shit.

People who state the obvious like "wow, you're tall aren't you?" ....Naa your just a fucking little imp, Mate!

Man buns - who the fuck thought that looked good??? No, you look shit mate!

Beards - vile, crumb catcher nets!!!

Women with fake tan stains all around their hands and fingertips - looks disgusting.

Women who's fake tans look blatantly fake, as in that gorgeous shade of orange, which you think makes you look like a Grecian goddess, when in fact you look like a fucking carrot!

God, I could go on.......

OpheIiaBaIIs · 20/10/2017 13:22

'Holibobs' started life on Miranda.

There you go, another one - Miranda Hart. With her jolly hockey sticks lah de da middle class klutz I'm so wacky bollocks. Gets right on my tit ends.

OpheIiaBaIIs · 20/10/2017 13:24

'Mastoche' for moustache. Oh fuck off.

Dianag111 · 20/10/2017 13:52

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3out · 20/10/2017 13:55

Saying bold when you mean bald.

Saying crutch when you mean crotch.

WoofWoofMooWoof · 20/10/2017 13:58

You're not a fan then Ophelia?

😂😂😂😂

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WoofWoofMooWoof · 20/10/2017 13:59

Saying crutch when you mean crotch.

3out - I'm using crutches at the moment, and my DD has been telling everyone mommy's on crotches. lol

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FrostyPopThePenguinLord · 20/10/2017 14:00

The word 'panties'

PumbletonWakeshaft · 20/10/2017 14:01

People who self-diagnose conditions like ocd, adhd, dyslexia, because they are tidy/energetic/poor spellers but have no actual idea what it means to suffer with one of these, they just like the idea of having a thing. Makes me mad!

FrostyPopThePenguinLord · 20/10/2017 14:01

Also 'off of' it's just 'off'....no 'of' needed.

FrostyPopThePenguinLord · 20/10/2017 14:07

When they say happy birthday to the baby as it's born on those tv shows about birth....it's going to be in my birth plan that if anyone says happy birthday to the baby as it's born has to leave 😂😂 (irrational pregnancy hormones at work here, I know there are worse things in life)

Greenteandchives · 20/10/2017 14:15

My sat nav. It talks utter bollocks at times and never apologises. I keep expecting it to snigger when it has led me to a place I didn't want to go.
I have gone back to using a paper map now, as it caused me to have a little scrape with another car last week when it changed it's mind at the last minute.

MaMisled · 20/10/2017 14:35

Shop assistants calling me "love" or "dear. Fuck off.

People telling me to control my dog. It's on a lead! Of course he's going to bark if your fucking kids woof at him whilst charge towards him on a scooter! Fuck off.

Colleagues who don't pull their weight. Fuck off.

People who describe others by what they've got ie "what's he like?" "Oh well, he's got a 4 bedroom detached house and drives a Mercedes".

Ridiculous eyebrows.

Pumped up lips.

Pumped up biceps, triceps....

Pumped up egos.

People who talk about themselves all the time. Fuck off.

People who never swear.

OpheIiaBaIIs · 20/10/2017 14:40

How did you guess, Woof? Smile

Oh, and this thread needs to be in classics.

GrandDesespoir · 20/10/2017 15:05

The word 'panties'

This is only ever used by men who think they are being seductive. Hmm

Alot.

MagicFajita · 20/10/2017 15:19

Oh I also hate the word panties , it sounds he's creepy.

MagicFajita · 20/10/2017 15:19

*It sounds creepy.