Caveat; this is lighthearted
It's just annoying weather isn't it? I mean what do you wear when it's 17degrees? Too warm for a coat but by the end of the day you might just need a coat
On Sunday it's going to be 22C. TWENTY TWO DEGREES IN THE MIDDLE OF BASTARDING OCTOBER
I'm sorry but it's not on; I've got a newborn and my lovely snuggly parka that I want to be able to wear with him in the sling and go for lovely cool walks in the park without sweating like a mofo. I love autumn but it must cool down