to have just seen a willy on TV?

[JuicyCake]

Housesitting. Flicking through the billions on channels, with nothing to watch (except Friends) & I've just seen a willy!
It was just dangling there, on a naked bloke, all shaved & pink & floppy. WTF? What on earth TV show is this?
I read about Love Island / CBB / reality whatnot in magazines / online & I know shagging happens on telly now.
No TV in our house, haven't watched it in years... Well, I'm shocked. Am I out of touch? Back to my lovely radio tomorrow!

I just watched Tattoo Fixers where a bloke had his knob tattoo covered up with another knob tattoo.

I don't ... I find full frontal startling and unnecessary. Even in Game of Thrones and that's saying something.

Is it that Naked Attraction thing ?

Weirdly horrible.

Was it naked attraction? Lots of knobs and fanjos on show

I see AnyFucker has stumbled across this horror

What possesses people to go on that programme ?

Naked Attraction is weird, isn't it
Full of fannies and cocks but the least erotic/engaging programme ever.

I love it. Just sayin...

You applied then, kitty ?

I wouldn't inflict that on anyone!

Full of fannies and cocks

Never mind the contestants, what about all of the genitalia on show?

I'm horrified by the prospect of being naked in public, to the extent it gives me nightmares

I recall watching it drunk once but it came on after something else I was watching last night and I left it on

A man had 'no preference really for inny or outie when it comes to labia' they looked up close at one lady who was definitely an 'innie' - his feedback 'nice and tidy' and then a woman who's inner labia were barely poking out and 'as I say. No preference really. An outie is nice, a bit different isn't it?' Said he. I inwardly scream PERHAPS FROM ALL THE PORN YOUVE SEEN switched off the telly and went to bed. Awful programme

DaviesMum

I love the awkwardness when they meet and hug each other. They're all like "Ew, naked! Skin! "

That terrible female presenter ! She's like a weirdly gurning pimp.

"Do you like that vagina then? "

< scream>

There was a man the other week and his balls were about three times as long as his knob.

I have seen that Naked Attraction programme and it really has done me the world of good. I check the ages of the contestants as they are revealed and I think my waist is better than that or my boobs are more perky than those and I am 20 years older! This may not be the purpose of the programme but I do feel much better about my body.
PS In case you wonder - No I would not be going on that programme!

That must be it. Spending the whole night flicking (stopped on Only Fools & Horses now) & I've just seen a big swinging pair of tits. We thought SATC was racy, in my day!
The other thing that I'm horrified at, is all of the young girls on these reality shows. The work that they have done to their faces! Surely at 21 / thereabouts you have the best face of your life? Really spoiling their looks... Don't get me started on the teeth!
Also, the frickin' ads. Every five minutes!

Do a lot of men shave nowadays? I must admit it makes me oddly happy that men get to experience the itch of razor rash down there.

It sounds like an updated version of what Sir Thomas More argued for in Utopia.

If you keep on flicking through to the furthest reaches of the box you'll likely get to one of the border control programmes, all about keeping drugs and oranges out of Australia/Canada and sometimes the UK with shifty miscreants banged to rights for making false declarations as to the contents of their suitcases. I fucking love those programmes and there are loads of them.

Prefer a full bush, myself. Both male & female. Wonder if pubic hair ever features?

AF, weirdly gurning pimp! Tempted to flick it back in now...

kittybiscuits! Ha ha...

Oh yes, I like border control, the Aussies are very strict about allowing any plants or food through customs, it's most odd.

I'm in Sweden and we have American Naked Attraction where they seem to be on some tropical island but the bits are pixilated which defeats the point as all the contestants look like giant dolls. Not sure if it's Swedish TV or American one.

Et cooed buy oxtrimly hormful to Orstrylia's iccosystim. Don't you even listen to the voice over? Tsk.

There was a man the other week and his balls were about three times as long as his knob

The poor sods with really odd bodies will have their workmates and family taking the piss out of them for ever more.
I feel sorry for them, because most of them are very young and its obvious that many will regret it and be deeply embarrassed in years to come.
The program makers probably feed them all kinds,of bullshit about how the audience will admire their 'body confidence', when in reality the,public see them as a laughing stock.

It's exploitation of young people in order to boost ratings.