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AIBU?

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to have just seen a willy on TV?

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JuicyCake · 05/09/2017 23:46

Housesitting. Flicking through the billions on channels, with nothing to watch (except Friends) & I've just seen a willy!
It was just dangling there, on a naked bloke, all shaved & pink & floppy. WTF? What on earth TV show is this?
I read about Love Island / CBB / reality whatnot in magazines / online & I know shagging happens on telly now.
No TV in our house, haven't watched it in years... Well, I'm shocked. Am I out of touch? Back to my lovely radio tomorrow!

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Whiterabbitears · 06/09/2017 10:26

Naked Attraction - I hate it when the presenter says something like "So what do you think about her fanny?" I mean when is that ever part of a normal conversation?

deadringer · 06/09/2017 10:35

I watched it once for about three seconds and i felt like bleaching my eyes. Yuck!

minoandolphin · 06/09/2017 10:47

Heh never watch American Gods. Big giant genie willy. And fannies that eat people...

Notevilstepmother · 06/09/2017 10:59

That program is so odd. Mum found it when I was at hers for Christmas, didn't know whether to cringe or laugh.

I'm not bothered about the nudity in tattoo fixers, there is something oddly compelling about watching those people who thought it was a good idea to get a dreadful tattoo when they were drunk.

I do like a bit of border control, but I really love "send in the dogs". A whole TV show about police dogs. It alternates between lovely bonkers spaniels going bonkers when they sniff out some drugs, and gorgeous German Shepards biting naughty people.

I've often thought that teachers in really rough secondary schools could do with a few dogs, add in a few border collies to round up all the kids and deliver them to lessons on time and job done.

youvegottobekidding · 06/09/2017 10:59

Could you imagine 'Celebrity Naked Attraction' ......😆🙈

Notevilstepmother · 06/09/2017 11:00

Is American Gods as good as the book? I want to watch it but at the same time I'm not sure if it would spoil the book.

minoandolphin · 06/09/2017 11:20

American Gods is awesome (got Amazon Prime specifically for it!). It doesn't spoil the book. It's actually a little different - but as Neil Gaiman was responsible for any changes it's still very much in keeping. I loved the book and the show. Lovejoy is very good in it!

minoandolphin · 06/09/2017 11:21

I think I'd read the book first though.

IlovePeppa · 06/09/2017 13:45

Oh yes, Naked Attraction. Why on earth would you go on that? I must admit though, from the two episodes I've seen it has made me feel good about my body, haha.

But on a personal note, is it the in thing now to have a completely shaved fadge?

kittybiscuits · 06/09/2017 15:50

I haven't seen American Gods, but all my faves are mentioned on this thread! I don't watch much TV so I may only be drawn to the darkest depths of the box. Do I need to start my own thread to see if IABU?

Hillarious · 06/09/2017 16:21

The best bit of Naked Attraction is when you see the contestants at the end of the programme fully clothes. That's actually the most interesting part and goes some way to explaining what kind of person would go on a programme like that!

BabychamSocialist · 06/09/2017 16:30

Naked Attraction is proper guilty pleasure stuff for me and DH. Also, it's nice to know that my boobs actually look better than some people - it's done a world of good for my confidence!

anotherniceday · 06/09/2017 16:37

The Great British Wank off

Isn't that what happens in public schools? They all gather around a biscuit, furiously wanking and the last one to ejaculate onto the biscuit has to eat the biscuit?

10 years from now there probably will be a programme on TV that involves closeups of people wanking.
As little as 10 years ago, we never thought a programme like Naked Attraction would be on our screens and it is. So anything's possible.

anotherniceday · 06/09/2017 16:43

I've personally never quite recovered from the shock of seeing Keith Chegwin hosting a Channel 5 game show in all his full frontal glory (bar a hat), and that was 17 years ago...

I believe he deeply regrets it and looks back on the decision with embarrasement.
As no doubt a lot of contestants on NA will in the future.

There's nothing wrong with nakedness. It's healthy.
But it's the extreme closeups of the genitals (on giant tv screens!) that's really off and seedy.
It's verging on porn

Imagine when those people have children and grandchildren.
How embarrassing when their children or grandchildren look their grandparents up on Youtube or the modern equivalent, only to be faced with a closeup of Grandad's cock or Granny's fanjo in all it's shaved glory.
What about future employers?

The contestants really don't think things through.

anotherniceday · 06/09/2017 16:44

Naked Attraction - I hate it when the presenter says something like "So what do you think about her fanny?" I mean when is that ever part of a normal conversation?

I find the presenter as creepy as hell.

juneybean · 06/09/2017 17:04

I know it's been said before but it frustrates me to hell when they refer to the bits as vagina.

Like car crash telly though, can't take my eyes away.

GorgeousLadyOfWrangling · 06/09/2017 22:36

Oh I love the presenter. She took on Arnold Schwarzenegger and won (he denied groping her) and is in a relationship with Sue Perkins (they seem incredibly happy). As to the show, it's interesting how different bodies are (I saw the guardian montages of boobs and penises so it's not new news) and I've only seen a few episodes but the girls weren't always going for the longest schlong/most handsome guy: they were ruling out on voice/accent.

kittybiscuits · 06/09/2017 22:41

I like her too. It's not all about the biggest knob or stereotypical beauty. I don't find it remotely sexual in spite of the nudity. It's just interesting what makes people tick.

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JuicyCake · 07/09/2017 01:29

Celebrity Naked Attraction! Calum Best, for starters (his agent will sign anything!). Who else?

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GorgeousLadyOfWrangling · 07/09/2017 01:55

Rebecca Loos wanked off a pig. This would be more dignified, surely?
Jodie Marsh, does she still bodybuild?
Any of the Geordie shore/towie brigade?
Anyone represented by carby claire?!
Is Keith Chegwin still available?
Page three Rhian Sugden et al?
Surprised they haven't had a sleb special to be honest. There must be enough z-listers out there who want the fame/are exhibitionist/do glamour modelling etc
Oh god, that Jeremy twat would do it, wouldn't he? the tattooed guy.
Think I'll stick to the non slebs thanks.

AlrightBabby · 07/09/2017 02:15

AFAIK, the presenter of Naked Attraction is Sue Perkins girlfriend

youvegottobekidding · 07/09/2017 11:24

Kerry Katona
Daniela Westbrook & that guy that she knocks about with that use to be on the x-factor Christopher something.
Justin Beiber isn't shy.
Katie Hopkins - 🙈
Just to say, these aren't people I'd particularly like to see in the buff.

anotherniceday · 07/09/2017 11:37

Come on, It's a meat market.
Sometimes I think society has gone backwards

anotherniceday · 07/09/2017 11:40

but the girls weren't always going for the longest schlong/most handsome guy

Come off it!
It's all about who has the longest sclong, neatest fanjo.
If not, why the hell are the contestants naked? They might as well be on Blind Bloody Date

anotherniceday · 07/09/2017 11:41

I hate it when the presenter says something like "So what do you think about her fanny?

Creepy as all fuck. Who the hell says that in RL?

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